This is the eternal age of consent thread. It is now open for:
✅ Serious business
✅ Shitposting

1/2 AOC and made for sex

According to my posts on this thread, it seems I coom to JIs roughly every two weeks.
Werewolves transform into wolves once a month.
That means I've a double-werewolf, but instead of a wolf, I transform into a pedo.

P91240
P88667
P91242
P88690
P88663

what in tarnation
oh my
good heavens
sweet Jesus
my stars

why are children so sexy

P91242
I watched this again and only made it 4 minutes before cooming again. What an incredible volume this is.

Look at these Hamas lovers. If it were 12 White guys with Tiki torches on campus with Bibles they'd be run out of there on rails and probably arrested too. Good to see some of these idiots getting arrested. The "protests" aren't organic in nature: note the company logos on the bottom of the signs and how tents match. These are the usual commnunists funding violence, mixed in with a few useful idiots. This should not be used to let them off the hook, though.

Isn't it something, that the Jews that vote overwhelmingly left are having their own attack dogs bite them? Imagine paying big $$$ to attend one of these "universities".

Thread theme:
♪ Bad Finger - Come And Get It ♫





...fool and his money

>he used media hoaxes to indicate he was a White nationalist
No, he didn't. Ever. Matter of fact, the "media" did this trick where they asked him to "disavow" this one or that one. They constantly asked him to condemn so-called White supremacy. Which he did, every time. They even asked him about David Duke, which no one outside of probably me, knows who that even is.

The mainstream media was against him from day one - once he announced as a Republican. Trump is and was a moderate - recall he was a NY Democrat most of his life. And they all loved him then.

People don't want to admit that the communists are using the LGBT+$%AEIOU+Y, climate alarmists, Black supremacists, illegal alien invaders, and now pro-Hamas/pro-Islamist groups as weapons. That's what this thread is about.

Don't get distracted by Trump; defeating the communist is all that matters.

Gaza is the new Dresden.

When you make a fake national group out of nothing and convince people in other countries that they're actually some extinct nation with a grudge to settle, they plot against the rest of the country and that's not a suprise. If you brainwash people to think they're another nation, they will resent the rest of the population and plot to take over for their own nation.

It was Jews historically that were incentivized to take on the identity of the historical Jews and their grudges.

But it could have been Atlanteans, it could have been any extinct nation, it could have been one that was totally fabricated, and it could have been just some counter culture turned into an identity like "the vegan nation", the "goth nation", the "climate activist nation".

Every nation wants to be in sole control over its own affairs, and if they experience any push back they will feel persecuted and rile their group up, and if you put them in a multinational situation they're going to try to take over the state and transfer everything to themselves. No one even fucking knew who the Jews were before they started systematically trying to undermine Western national defense and rob everyone else to death, all these problems with White Jews were manufactured out of nothing using DUMB gullible people that were convinced they were Middle Easterners and were too fucking stupid to see they weren't.

Multinationalism is bad, even independent of ethnic considerations.

/watch?v=gwv0rVUc9ps

/watch?v=hzcY3l2AaWI

If you were going to pick an extinct nation to impersonate and brainwash your kids into identifying as, you could have at least picked something cool, but you had to identify as Arabs!

P91815
I thought it meant CIRNO News Network

P91801
Only good post in this thread.

Ads for imageboards, textboards, and similar social sites will be moved into this thread.

P70379
[bold: THIS]
foxpatchan expired long time ago

P62983
> /int/ is mostly 4chan
Eh? Any mention of 4chan is an immediate ban. It's highly opposed to any posting of that sort.

P80326
kinda bpdish ngl
btw doka this is cp P73927

Anyone know what happened to 8chan.moe's onion?
http://4usoivrpy52lmc4mgn2h34cmfiltslesthr56yttv2pxudd3dapqciyd.onion/

lol

Should use SIXEL.

I'm using onion for the first time under VPN and JESUS, I have many questions...why isn't there an ounce of LEGAL porn? Like what the fuck? Y'all ruined it for cats like me who get killed via curiosity, I can't even find a damn Fleshlight without my heart tensing up and chickening out...like, can I even use the dark web for GOOD?

>With Tor, you have access to the whole Internet
65% of it is roped off because of Cuckflare.

P91617
Just masturbate to CP like a normal person.
P91713
Would stick my cock in her mouth.

P91657
idgi tbh

P91718
Correct.

P91617
How's this?

Solaris is a propriety Unix OS from Sun Microsystems, now Oracle. It ran on high-end workstations and servers in the '90s and '00's. It had many cutting edge features for its time. Many of them have made it to other computer systems (rpcbind, NFS, ZFS, Java). [bold: Solaris] is theoretically possible to be the offical OS of Lambdaplusjs chan. Run the SPARC architecture for an extra degree of coolness.

Where can we get it since SPARC hardware is hard to find and usually expensive? Just run it under QEMU (version 8.0.x, 8.1.x SPARC support is broken).

Install DVD:
http://tenox.pdp-11.ru/os/sunos_solaris/sparc/Solaris%209/sol-9-905hw-ga-sparc-dvd.rar

Unrar. Make a disk image for install (hard disk):

qemu-img create -f qcow2 solaris_9.img 36g

Install instructions (mostly the same for Solaris 9):
https://astr0baby.wordpress.com/2018/09/22/running-solaris-2-6-sparc-on-qemu-system-sparc-in-linux-x86_64-mint-19/

Boot with bridged networking (here tap8, adjust for your environment):
qemu-system-sparc -m 256m -M SS-5 -drive file=solaris_9.img,bus=0,unit=0,media=disk -drive file=sol-9-905hw-ga-sparc-dvd.iso,format=raw,if=scsi,bus=0,unit=2,media=cdrom,readonly=on -net nic,macaddr=52:54:00:12:34:58 -net tap,ifname=tap8,id=net0,script=no,downscript=no -audiodev pa,id=snd0 -rtc base=utc -vga cg3 -boot menu=on,order=cd -serial pty -daemonize

Later, we can connect to the serial line printed on startup via Kermit.

Unfortunately I've never gotten the sound to work. Maybe it's not supported in QEMU. Make sure to shutdown the system properly. An improper shutdown makes a real mess. To guard against this, you can use base images (shadow file as they are called in other emulators). Once you get your install to a place you like, "shadow" the disk image after shutdown:
qemu-img create -f qcow2 -b solaris_9.img -F qcow2 solaris_9_sf.img

From this point on, use "solaris_9_sf.img" for your disk image. Once shutdown again, if you are happy with any change, commit the changes:
qemu-img commit solaris_9_sf.img

If you make a mistake, reset back to the last-known-good image with:
qemu-img rebase -f qcow2 -b solaris_9.img -F qcow2 solaris_9_sf.img

and restart with a new solaris_9_sf.img


Watch this thread for more tips & howtos.

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Yeah, the project that's on lifeline for the past 5 years. I don't even know if anyone's working on it. I think the last holdouts on it have given up on maintaining the code.

Linux has killed pretty much every *nix system, among others. Minix3 is also dead. x86_64 OpenVMS never really took off. Solaris will live on [spoiler:in my heart].

P91794
Yes, and it sucks because Linux is a mess internally.

>every *nix system
wat bout NixOS?

P91812
That's a linux distro you mongrel

i like my black tea very light and with 3 spoonfuls of sugar so that its basically just sweet flavored water

P91655
>>>The year is 2030
>> System on a chip is all you find being made for the consumer products
Sounds about right tbh
lol this post alone whould be its own thread

P91706
How do you drink your tea? Do you put milk in it, what about biscuits?

>>P91752
>How do you drink your tea?
Very carefully.

P91752
With my pinkie finger in the air, having pizzelle, listening to classical music (or jazz).

Had more Lapsang Souchong. This is now the offical tea of Lambaplusjs.

Going to have coffee++ soon, then start programming a new Death Star control system in Ada.

Drinking hibiscus++ tea and gonna get some

tried cinnamon its dogshit
gnome therefore shit
when you try to open a text editor it opens a new tab in the one you already have open in back of 30 other windows and now its in front and on top the stack
has recent files menu. retard idea that was garbage the moment windows introduced it in 1764
adding tor brower to start menu didnt apply until reboot or when cinnamon crashed as it does hourly (forget which)
opening random settings menus makes the desktop settings change because it selects some option by default which isnt the current one and the change is automatically applied instead of you having to press save in this knockoff of ideas that never made any sense like firefox v4 and windows vista
items in tab bar are grouped together by program another idea that never made any sense
hovering over taskbar items and then hovering over the window preview thunmnail peeks at the window contents but thats too confusing because it looks like it just brought the window to front
in settings for panel setting the position to middle or right instead of left doesnt work. it just does nothing. so not even sure if panel is refering to the task bar cus this was how i was gonna confirm that
each settings menu has a "downloads" tab that phones home to display a list of shitty plugins that are even lower quality shit made by randos than cinnamon itself and im scared that the ones that are automatically installed by default are also made by rando yahoo coders / trannies
irrevant stuff like bluetooth manager which if i ever had any use for i would quickly find out that it just lets bluetooth devices run arbitrary bash cmds on my system because its that shit
>parental controls
desklet applet whateverthefucklet really?
privacy settings menu for autistic schizos with no opsec anyway

P68730
https://www.kb.cert.org/vuls/id/387387/

It was IPC before dbus. There's alot of them.

P68733
not a vuln
why would you download files you dont trust
>RCE
you dont know what that means

meant to quote P68628

P68628
>https://github.blog/2023-10-09-coordinated-disclosure-1-click-rce-on-gnome-cve-2023-43641/
>The difficult part of exploiting this vulnerability was finding a way to bypass ASLR. But what I didn’t realize when I started writing the PoC, is that tracker-extract also has a seccomp sandbox which is intended to prevent this kind of exploit from working. It was a nasty surprise when I thought I had all the pieces in place for a working PoC and it failed with the error message: Disallowed syscall "close_range" caught in sandbox. But I still failed to understand that I was attempting a sandbox escape here. I just thought I needed to take a different code path that didn’t use the close_range function. So I tried a different route, it worked, and I didn’t give it any more thought until the GNOME developers asked how I’d managed to escape the sandbox. It turned out that I’d discovered the escape entirely by accident: while I was working on the new route, I unwittingly made a change to the PoC that solved it.
pic and vid related. it's funny how this always happens, on the supposedly uber secure concept that is un*x.

P68733
un*x rule #1: if some program talks to or invokes another, there are code execution vulns. i love how i coined this in 2008 and i have never been wrong once, even right now there are such vulns in every major desktop (and probably more in minor ones made by autistic schizos with zero infosec experience)

P68728
https://www.fvwm.org/
>F? Virtual Window Manager
(insanely autistic deliberations over naming)
didnt read
>https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/Debian_FVWM_Green.png
wiggoid garbage confirmed in 3 nanoseconds
you just listed who is logged into your system and since multiuser systems are obsolete garbage from the 70s you of course only have yourself logged into your system several times by retarded term/shell that log themselves in when you open them. you may as well run everything as root at this point, but a wigger could never overcome the wall of LARPer lore that separates one from logic. you just showed how un*x LARPers dont actually do anything so couldnt actually do anything to demonstrate that they are doing work.
if youre a un*x larper you live in one program all day like vim or gimp, that is your job, you arent allowed to learn about other programs as that would require another 4 year degree.

P65140
>gnome therefore shit
bruh i installed gnome on a system for fun cause i thought well tails uses it and it seems ok for the my use case DE

>>gnome
>gnome-online-accounts
> https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/gnome-online-accounts/
>gnome-contacts
> https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/gnome-contacts

> [bold: sudo apt purge gnome-online-accounts gnome-contacts]
>The following packages will be REMOVED:
> gnome-core
>>>>>>>>>> breaks my install <<<<<<<<<<

P65378
>Oh and [bold: purge geoclue*]
yeah thats fine but when I try to remove other geoclue depends that aren't important "supposedly"

>apt list --installed |grep geoclue
>gir1.2-geoclue-2.0
>libgeoclue-2-0
> [bold: sudo apt purge gir1.2-geoclue-2.0 libgeoclue-2-0]
>The following packages will be REMOVED:
> gnome-core

Is there anyway fucking way to have a clean debian GNOME install without the gnome bloat and other soylent shit or what?

Do I have to build from source like tails does and remove it or what i'm lazy and value my time.

I'm too ugly to have sex. It's over for me, imagine being born too ugly to participate in the human experience.

P91650
Is four inches supposed to be large?

Where have I seen this thread before?

P91727
naw but its worse then op

P91730
who knows tbh yk

P91629
The one on the right is what OP looks like IRL.

P91797
Yeah its called controlled opposition and cointel pro Intel AMT vPro type management of movements

marital status: cucked

P90366
>Why not randomize the machine-id every boot?
There is no difference. Every Whonix user has the same machine-id, making it useless for tracking purposes. Use of Whonix is detectable in numerous other ways, e.g. /usr/share/whonix/marker. You gain nothing by randomizing it.

P91776
>You gain nothing by randomizing it.
ok bitchling but what im respectfully asking is why shouldn't you on systemd systems

>Every Whonix user has the same machine-id
Yes i get that every Whonix user has the same anony set just like Tails (in theory like a browser fingerprint)...

But sometimes that can be unique also as it makes it look obvious that your using that OS.
Idk if machine-id is sent over the network but it doesn't make sense why not to randomize every identifier (again tho that might look spammy and fake too).

I also dont get why that anonymity based distros make it known that they are what they are on a network?
>>hostname
>whonix hostname = host
>tails hostname = amnesia

>>mac address
>whonix = no mac adress spoofing by default
>tails = only NIC part and not the full adress which is even an option in Windows now
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/how-to-use-random-hardware-addresses-in-windows-ac58de34-35fc-31ff-c650-823fc48eb1bc

i miss old nano chan with nano...where is it....
was active on there when i was like 16 so a bunch of guys were trying to groom me but some were actually nice people...like the uhhh madoka and and there were two mikoto guys....where is everyone

you're always more fucked than you think (tm)

P91746
what do i have no idea about lol
is it that he's also gonna marry the girls you like lol

did the hole you're in a bit deeper first, as always

P91750
what hole am i in lol
you don't even know who i am lol
only hole i see here is your crush's hole and jb is already in it lol

P91750
>did
who is?

detention shd b ilegal

it is a conflik of intrest'

u cnt hav a 40 yo male alone w a 14 yo girl wen every1 else is out of the bilding

P91788
What a shame. You should be eternally involved in nanodrama.

P91789
drama is for w*men
the greatest drama creators are turks and koreans (due to their endless ammount of soap operas; korean drama has yet to hit Romania, just turkish drama so far)

P91789
stop trying to groom 12of7

>drama is for w*men
we are all gay little trannies here
>I literally am out of the loop most of the time
idk why even come here tbh
only point of lambda is to dilate

P89829
It's been a while since I posted this.

The office politics and the exploitative atmosphere at my place is so bad that talking with the zoomers is the only "solace" for me. It's nice to talk to them, tell them about my problems and in turn they tell me about theirs, help them, supervise and grade them, see them become happy when they get good grades or solve a problem perfectly, help them if they don't, etc. Whenever I am stuck between a choice of having to teach zoomers or going to a meeting and help with bullshit work like sticking boards around the college or doing useless paperwork, I always choose the zoomers now.

I've decided to always be a "worker" and always stick with teaching subjects as a low level person and not an "administrator" like being the one who distributes subjects to other staff and all that, if I decide to stay in this.

My Easter kettle is warming up. Please, check G01 - G02 for today's (and Easter's) menu which is broadcasting live now...

Everything should be ok, as long as I didn't fall asleep, didn't sleep last night.

lol quit screamin' they are just larping as zombies

rip

lol there's a sexism pun at the end hillarious

the reporter slipped out

i do not know why teletext pages refuses to broadcast in colour

what's your favorite way to fuck with your landlords?

doggystyle

P91667
well memed

I'm on good terms with my landloads. Thinking back, I only paid full price at one place. The place I'm in now I get at about 1/2 the market rate.

freezing your credit

P91666

i do that all the time kek

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Hash: SHA256

NEW DARKNET INTERNET RELAY CHAT SERVER
NO RULES ONLY FUN THE SHOW MUST GO ON
teaparty7fcvgglf3bynas7dinkx4h3xhcb5rmvqj24e6yuepwctbsad.onion/6667

Guide: https://web.archive.org/web/20201021072605/https://trac.torproject.org/projects/tor/wiki/doc/TorifyHOWTO/IRC
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DX+Uu72GoNb/Rj2MydyX6X7g2ioaXg8=
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-----BEGIN AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
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WHZ2cnBBIDE4CkRpWFNYUW4yekc4TXdGRFdKTWdBL1kzK04xeWc4c3pVSlJtZndF
TjlKL2sKLS0tIFZ4SFJOK05IK0JHaFhxSGN0NXU1MnpCRDJrMTVjbGJqbXJuU2Ns
bm1xaDQK/vadmB6bkYShnzC8y9uAeWTNF275u6oBq6P4JmBmblJbMru7qH+jRX/k
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>AGE ENCRYPTED
oh cool
now the peods are sending secret messages only little girls can read

You can't sign any messages with age so you don't know who sent you the message. Age is defective by design.

>Age is defective by design.
just like pedos

age is a myth. we've only been on this planet for less than one hundred years

Here you can suggest improvements to this chan's admin. He didn't ask for this thread but he's gonna get it anyway.

My suggestion is: auto-collapse PGP garbage: any post that includes a PGP message or PGP signature should be automatically collapsed. I'm not asking for censorship of PGP posters, mind you.

So why is PGP garbage? It's more about the spirit of posting PGP textwalls on an imageboard than the crypto itself. PGP textwalls are an eyesore and they're rude: you're basically excluding people from participating to your gossip while at the same time poking their eyes out with pseudorandom-looking encrypted garbage! PGP is just barely above randomly generated floodspam. Hell maybe shitspammer could make a script to generate spam that looks like PGP messages just to prove my point.

The legitimate uses of PGP include giving out login info, or an invite code, etc. This legitimate aspect is the main reason why I'm not suggesting an outright ban. Just collapse it by default. And for the convenience of PGPfags maybe add a "Show all PGP" toggle.

If you don't wanna implement this, no biggie. Because I'm aware it may be more effort than it's worth. Especially if PGP posting stops altogether, on its own, which it might.

P90903
I think /test/ is a good enough solution. It works for me and it's mostly effortless.

P91164
I disagree.

P91165
Tell us more, how is /test/ hard to use? Admin can always make a simple callback the formatting function and be done, but /test/ is already there.

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> Starting on Dec. 19 the number of tunnels in the network started to increase, and as measured at one router, it peaked at about 3x normal levels on Dec. 26.
> I2P isn't really designed to work that way
> If a popular application uses more network resources than it contributes, it has the potential to take down the entire network.

https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/issues/26754

How are a few bitcoins taking down the entire I2P network???

P91729
RIP I2P Bros

P91737
Only 3/4 of the network are malicious routers. There's nothing wrong with I2P.

P91739
Having enemies means you are doing it right.

P91740
cope

P91740
There's a difference between having enemies and having enemies destroy your network.

>oi da computah wrote dis word in da domain name, dat means we have securely received 'is pooblic key
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>the cert has been signed by the US government
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT DO THEY EVEN THINK THAT MEANS
>yeahhhh bro trees of signatures n sheeeit
>spending billions of dollars on something no better than TOFU

>we have securely received 'is pooblic key
>bro trees of signatures n sheeeit

wut bout primary keys and foreign keys?
Is AWS ok to use for data management?

P85106
Hot.

islam is p based but i used to be psychotic about it. at one point i was dead set on teaching the infidels a lesson and what i thought was a bomb really just set my pants on fire in the plane. did 6 years for it got out on good behavior. now when i jack off sometimes my dick shoots back at me instead of forward kinda annoying cuz i feel like i fucked up my life. ANYWAY, peace to all, and yes islam is based. mashallah

P85574
>sometimes my dick shoots back at me instead of forward kinda annoying
How do I stay hard after cumming and keep going 4 another load?

Adult carrots: taste good
Baby carrots: taste better

Adult corn: tastes good
Baby corn: tastes better

Adult woman: sexes good
Child woman:

what does the asukaposter have against people who make wigs?

He's bald and avatarfags with soyjak.

I miss the real asukafag, never missed a hapa so much.