Thread 92338 in /misc/

P92338 link reply
I have come to the conclusion that human beings are not social animals but just animals.
Aristotle is so wrong.
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P92639 link reply
P92439
i get what denpa meant on this post
i dont feel like replying anymore either
posts like P92588 are to wrong on so many levels that would be a lot of typing to correct every mistake on denpatard's line of thinking
and it would all be pointless in the end, it has already long been established that denpa is incapable of learning
the simple fact that he comes here to share his opinions in hope of getting validation is self-evident proof that everything he is spouting is categorically incorrect, but he is unable to see it himself and explicitly pointing it out wont do any good
so why even bother
P92677 link reply
P92622
I don't teach anything right now. I assist and sub for teachers and help with lab classes. First year of teaching be like this.

P92639
Thank you. Save your energy and don't talk to me. Bye.
P92743 link reply
P92677
>he's still just a TA
oh no nO NO NO
P92747 link reply
P92677
I hate stupid fighting scenes like this.
With a long weapon, you don't block a dagger like that, you use the length of the weapon to keep your opponent out. Your advantage is your much greater range. If you let them get that close, you're fucked.
With a dagger, you don't do a downwards cut like you're chopping with a katana. You stab. Daggers are thrusting weapons, until you have gotten in, then you start twisting them around and letting the edge further lacerate your opponent.
This scene just doesn't ever happen.
P92759 link reply
P92747
Also, women just pull eachother's hair when they fight. So yeah, not real at all.

Thread 92720 in /fight/

P92720 Violence Autism link reply
After tisming a bit at a coffee shop, I might as well start blogging.

I had gotten my food and coffee and was stepping out, but had my hands full. The door was a push door, with a horizontal bar at about hip to waist height for most people. I opened it by lifting my knee to just above it, and pushing it open with the top part of my shin. The door had a dashpot, so it began closing again, so I caught the push bar with the elbow of my arm that was on the same side as the door.

I only realized after getting outside that I probably made a spectacle, and at least 4 people were sitting so that the door was in their field of vision, not counting the employees.
P92758 link reply
Why do people buy coffee? It's so simple, and the stuff you buy isn't even that great.

Thread 9181 in /misc/

P9181 link reply
What's your fetish?
Moved from /free/
72 replies omitted.
P92719 link reply
Flat chest
Tiny chubby butts
Little skinny arms and legs
Loli prostitution
P92724 link reply
P92735 link reply
my paranoid nigga that i lost all contact
P92740 link reply
arescel go to matrix as earth

Thread 38989 in /misc/

P38989 Age of Consent link reply
This is the eternal age of consent thread. It is now open for:
✅ Serious business
✅ Shitposting
410 replies omitted.
P92515 link reply
P91877
You are forgetting that the English became protestant in 1534.
P92585 link reply
P92515
People get cancer in their 60s because of things they did in their 20s. Only a complete idiot (i.e., you) would think that a time gap disproves causality.

Furthermore, as much as I would like to frame Protestantism as a disease that spreads completely in one go, it isn't. The English became Protestant, and there was continued correspondence between German and English Protestants over the centuries, whereby awful ideas from one side would cross to the other.
P92678 link reply
The term borderline was coined in the year 1938.
This means that borderlines never existed before 1938 which is true because I didn't exist yet.
P92718 link reply
P92678
You're stupid. I didn't claim pedophiles didn't exist before this time. My evidence shows that people did not have a specific word for them, because they didn't need one; they hadn't othered them yet.
P92754 link reply
P92718
You are aware that at that time one was expected to get married and stay married for life, right? It didn't matter what kind of woman you were attracted too.

Thread 92431 in /misc/

P92431 IQ dropped to 98 link reply
Neo-American IQs have droppped to 98. "Sub-100 IQ retard" is now the average.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13380029/average-iq-score-states-us.html

>More research needs to be conducted to determine why IQ scores are falling across the country, but one expert speculated that a drop in reading and an increase in media entertainment, like YouTube, is at fault.

No, they filled the country with dindus and macaco. If you fill the country via mass-migration with low IQ people, you get your country's IQ lowered over all. Shocking, I know.

[spoiler:Bonus: Solve the puzzle]
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P92560 link reply
P92491
Go back and read some of the letters sent home from even privates in the army that had little schooling and compare those to today's retards. The difference is obvious. The CKFAA used to be 95% White, so it's no wonder. Now it's around 45% (but who can believe their counting anyway?). You couldn't solve the puzzle so I'll give you a pass on not knowing this.

P92503
Correct.
P92580 link reply
iq scores are normalized to have an average of 100 and a standard deviation of 15.
P92614 link reply
>noooo u dumb u didnt solve my puzzle!!!!!111
nobody is buying it when you cant even see a backdoor in ssh that was installed to your machine. when you engage in the main topic of this site which is 99% linux/bsd, you are always wrong. all you will ever have is the fact that you solved some irrelevant puzzle and $guy_you_dont_like didnt
P92560
>t.jd
youre the same faggot who goes around saying "95% of the world runs on linux" whenever it is criticized
you cant claim your country is dumb and then use the fact that they use linux as evidence that its well designed
*queue copium reply*
i cant even be bothered to predict it this time
P92658 link reply
P92614
>th-the puzzle is j-just irrelevant, it d-doesn't mean anything that you can solve it and i can't... i-i'm not retarded, you're retarded!
P92753 link reply
P92614
It should only take you ~10-20 seconds for that one. It's very close to Sudoku.
>when you engage in the main topic of this site ... you are always wrong
Says the one who is almost always wrong.
Vax stations can't save you from your on stupidity.

Thread 92627 in /misc/

P92627 link reply
welp anons i did the plan. took all my pills in a park. just got discharged from the hospital, i passed out before i managed to take all the pills. yippee. at least they said im good to go home so i dont need the psych ward
P92714 link reply
So did You go home, retard?
P92742 link reply
sha256: 0756bd224106bcedd2143066f25b233e3ca28df111cfe7706f511a9e45b26ca7
sha256: 00eb1a1cf879c61284a287b7694134735e37e33cfca03f43c25e9da8c2c2f404
P92752 link reply
Wait until you burn out your liver and/or kidneys eating random pills. Then you'll really have something to be depressed about.

Thread 92749 in /tech/

12of7 P92749 Is Tor slowing down? link reply
In the last couple of days Tor network started to slow down on my end, is it just me or is something going on?
A week ago I could download vids at 3MB/s tops, 500kb/s lows and 1MB/s average, now I can barely go beyond 100kb/s.
That or Google started throttling speeds on Tor nodes to fuck us over, the anon invidious users :'((((
P92751 link reply
google-gulag-logo.png
Something's likely up. Yesterday a 300mb file took forever to download. I2p was (is?) under attack so maybe that has something to do with it. Google can die in a fire though.

Thread 92744 in /idol/

P92744 WHERE ARE THE IDOLS link reply
Ok niggers where do i find the idols. I've ripped up the floorboards in this bitch and there is nary a idol in sight. So tell me dear friends, where are they.
P92746 link reply
0. Enable VPN connection.
1. Acquire XXXX-1234 pedocodes.
2. Go to clearnet search engine.
3. Search for pedocode.
4. Follow links to JI tube sites.
P92748 link reply
How do I come across these artcodes (NOT PEDO) my dear "nigga"
P92750 GNU+sage link reply
git gud lmfao

Thread 41883 in /blog/

P41883 FaggotChan link reply
i like my black tea very light and with 3 spoonfuls of sugar so that its basically just sweet flavored water
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P92604 FaggotChan link reply
Got tea.
P92654 Nancy says it's a winner. A winner. link reply
Had coffee++. Listening to Pavarotti. /watch?v=yTSAZAHiOa8
New QEMU's are out and [bold:Solaris] is happy.


Yes, we play games but not those!
~> which tic tac toe
/usr/bin/tic
/bin/tac
/usr/bin/toe

~ [1]> wtf is tiktok
Gee... I don't know what tiktok means...


P92657 FaggotChan link reply
Having a cup of tea.
P92692 FaggotChan link reply
Having more tea.
P92745 FaggotChan link reply
Awake. Getting tea.

Thread 91666 in /misc/

P91666 link reply
what's your favorite way to fuck with your landlords?
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P92232 link reply
P92229
And then you wonder why there's no low-incoming or affordable housing available. Few people would want to rent out under those circumstances.

P92230
From the times I had to pay one, I always did. I'm not a slob and know how to fix things. Matter of fact, if I have to call the landlord to fix something it's an insult to me as a man, because a man should know how to fix things and not need anyone else.
P92264 link reply
In case you don't trust your landlord to give the deposit back, you can just not pay your last month or so of rent. They could sue you for it, but then they would have to justify keeping the deposit on top of wasting time and money in tribunals.
P92326 link reply
P92322
He spoon-sorted them to /free/. It happens to me too. I replied there.
P92492 link reply
P92321
we are in an economic recession, you dildo fucking faggot. dont confuse that with your pet narrative.
here is the corporate faggot invalid argument to go along with your communist faggot invalid argument:
>tenants don't occupy housing. the entire point of renting is to never be responsible for anything and party the housing into a pile of rubble - thereby depleting landlords of any viable profit - then moving into a brand new place while paying low prices due to masses of slobs like you driving the value of the neighborhood into the ground
P92728 link reply
i dont know man, I cook tons of oil, most likely id get the pipes clogged before im out

Thread 92629 in /misc/

12of7 P92629 Gentlemen, we must choose link reply
We have 2 options:
-elegant aristocratic boobs
-mommy milkers

each option has its advantages and disatvantages, so let me list some:
smol bobs:
+smaller profile=can wear body armour and maneuvre weapons much more easily
+less eye catching=people wouldn't want to instantly sex her
-cannot produce milk to satisfy a man's thirst
-the women usually are either very frail (or strong enough and very agile if they're in the very few, small minority of smol bobed woman)
big bobs:
+massive boobs=lots and lots of naturally produced milk, perfect as a daily natural suppliment for growing muscle as big as her boobs
+can hide different objects in her boob purse, rendering the need of carrying around purses and bags obsolete
-greater profile=attracts other men and is harder to protect via body armour
-sluggish due to their massive bobs, their bobs eventually falling when they get older and will look ugly, unless properly maintained (very very very few)
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12of7 P92706 link reply
P92676
best choice is getting fit, finding a fat virgin that will look 1000/10 once the fat is removed and boom, ggez
the 2nd part of this solution requires knowledge, such knowledge can be acquired via watching americuck TV shows where obese, ugly w*men become slim and sexy, or at least some become slim and sexy, the rest just become slim
you gotta figure out who becomes slim and sexy from fat and ugly and not only you'd get an ultra loyal bitch, but a sexy ultra loyal bitch, as long as you choose them right ("personality" in w*men matters quite a bit)
P92710 link reply
>you'd get an ultra loyal bitch
>faggot genuinely believes the whore wont start thinking she's too good for him now and monkey branch to a chad
P92721 link reply
belt.jpg
P92725 link reply
smol

Thread 92345 in /misc/

P92345 Y'all ready to vote the bad guys out again? link reply
Like, which political party are you donating to this time?

Who are you voting for to fix the problems?

You throwing any luncheons to raise awareness or protesting?
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12of7 P92707 link reply
P92661
>gpg: CRC error; F766E5 - F33E1F
>gpg: [don't know]: partial length invalid for packet type 20


my request to you:
encrypt the word "test" with my PGP and send it for me to check if it works
P92712 link reply
P92707
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12of7 P92715 link reply
1.png
2.png
3.png
P92712
progress!
still faulty
>gpg: assuming IDEA encrypted data
>gpg: [don't know]: invalid packet (ctb=65)
>gpg: decryption failed: Invalid packet
>gpg: [don't know]: invalid packet (ctb=16)

try again???
after "===" there shoudl've been something else?
like in 3rd photo
>DawG
P92716 link reply
P92715

Thread 11151 in /glag/

P11151 link reply
glags are cute and all but what about pmags?
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P92610 link reply
nothing to round out the feeling of unstable script kiddie shit you get from the web like a plugin that shows random popups from scraping data from a CLI or who knows what
P92662 link reply
P92610
My bad try this one I set it for your key only


P92665 link reply
>4.17 does its job perfectly
vulns really are vulns

>while using an automatic bridge finder instead of manually imputting bridges and shite

curl -o bridges-obfs4-$(date +%m_%d_%G) https://raw.githubusercontent.com/scriptzteam/Tor-Bridges-Collector/main/bridges-obfs4
P92679 link reply
12of7 P92709 link reply
P92662
>gpg: CRC error; 630DD9 - 0E527
rip?
I'm clueless, about this shite, cuz when I work with it in self-tests, it works propely, even with different medias (DVD/Thumbdrive)
send "test" through my PGP and it might work???????????

Thread 23332 in /tech/

P23332 Uuuhhh I2P bros? What's going on? link reply
> Starting on Dec. 19 the number of tunnels in the network started to increase, and as measured at one router, it peaked at about 3x normal levels on Dec. 26.
> I2P isn't really designed to work that way
> If a popular application uses more network resources than it contributes, it has the potential to take down the entire network.


https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/issues/26754

How are a few bitcoins taking down the entire I2P network???
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P91857 link reply
P91850
Loaded fine for me. I do have a really low success rate for tunnels, though.
P91858 link reply
Odd. It loaded in seconds this time but when I first replied it took forever.
P91965 link reply
https://www.reddit.com/r/i2p/comments/1cdprxg/network_weather_update_still_stormy_suggested/

I'm going to try the mitigations just for shits & giggles, because I'm not really seeing network degradation. Some eepsites are laggy, but it's not as bad as it was last year at this time when I couldn't even get on Irc2p.
P92471 link reply
P91965
>just wait until the ddos stops bro
P92705 link reply
P92471
That quite literally is the most sigma way of dealing with the issue, my bro.

Thread 409 in /imageboards/

P409 Board ads link reply
Ads for imageboards, textboards, and similar social sites will be moved into this thread.
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P92573 link reply
P92571
tis the price of free speech pedantry
P92594 Basically, I just snarfed it link reply
dsr-logo-biohazard.png
There's several parts to this.

1. When I used to use random names, I wanted something that would get attention and stand out. People use various symbols so I put ☣ in the name field. It's a symbol you can type. Sometimes I used the nuke symbol, or a cat's face.

2. I started digitalsr because I was blocked/banned from pretty much anywhere. This being the case, I must be toxic, correct? When I learned Inkscape I worked the symbol into the site logo (pic rel). Some, but not all, of my images have that watermark [spoiler:probably only 5%]. The bottom font is ID4 Alien Script and says "End Of The Line". Skid row is a nod to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skid_Row,_Los_Angeles . Since it's online, it's "digital".

3. Toxic as in "sarcastic, snarky, shit posting, or offensive", which is often my sytle.

It has nothing to do with AIDS, HIV, or leftism. Link #2 is probably the closest.
P92656 link reply
http://threechdq3ffxrp4etzm563ocqqgwtwqhdbbq3cnf2gjooinji7swwyd.onion/
patchy added on onion he was just a little late this time
P92703 link reply
floridaman fortnight.mp4
we love 4chan we love 4chan we love 4chan we love 4chan we love 4chan we love 4chan

Thread 91984 in /misc/

P91984 link reply
i reached 48kg anons..........:3333 will be updating on the weight loss i had been stuck at 49kg since january
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12of7 P92551 link reply
P92543
>12of7 the creature you're talking to is either female or injected so much E it doesn't even matter anymore
Oy Gevalt! what a magnificent target!
>You've send a few mp3's here. I couldn't understand like an entire quarter of your shit and i am a C2 compton compliant TOEFL ace
well, it's due to me being burbly and not using harsh soviet accent like in ths example
english require slim tongue, I have big, wide, strong tongue

>God you must be fucking insufferable irl.
to normies, yes
>Why is it superior though?
resists from coldest temps from siberia to hottest temps in sahara, resists snow and dust and dirt with ease
it works without much maintenance, easily
>Do you take dick up your ass?
no, I'm not a sad pathetic loser that gets involved in homosexual sex stuff as I am man that fucks woman only
P92570 link reply
P92551
>I am man that fucks woman only
Is Bumble BFF any good I need some poon tbh ngl
P92628 link reply
lol
P92701 link reply
P92408

>btw do you also have a nigger infestation in the nt or was that just the singular nigger in a 100km radius keeping himself busy?
its more of a muslim infestation

>with who?
my parents

>what are your triggers?
yelling and loud noises ig?


P92543

>Which drugs?
i dont know, he did just about anything. but there were dozens of little aluminum pieces in my dads room and i was told thats for coke? i dont remember

>birth control
i quit it :>

P92702 link reply
P92305
I made them with strawberry and apple fillings because i don't have any other fruits in decent quality at my immediate disposal. The apple ones flopped but strawberry ones were edible. Couldn't dip them in tea and they tasted weird when you eat them alongside lemonade so idk, i didn't really like them and they were pretty dry too. Probably because i haven't added enough strawberries, but there are like fucking almonds too i mean this shit gives you like -15 quench in DDA and that's probably the most realistic thing in the entire game. Shit sucks, i am the best cook on the planet so it totally is recipe's fault (i haven't actually followed it)
I also didn't have any figs or lemons (used citric acid instead) or brown sugar but hey those things are mere suggestions anyway.
Soon enough it's gonna be the apricot season and i am gonna try to actually follow it when that shit arrives

>im 100% sure yukari is huuuuuge vertically
I recently replayed 2huof7 and actually payed attention to the sprites this time and holy shit yuyuko is like three marisa's on top of each other

P92551
>mp4
Now with that thick romanian accent i am able to accurately parse every single syllable, wish i couldn't
>harsh soviet accent like in ths example
Doesn't sound very soviet to me, i am not sure if romania was even a part of USSR
>I have big, wide, strong tongue
Is it good at eating pussy?
>to normies, yes
Do you have any non-normie acquaintances irl?
>resists from coldest temps from siberia to hottest temps in sahara
Jack of all trades master of none
>resists snow and dust and dirt with ease
<he doesn't know
>works without much maintenance
Right until it doesn't
>I'm not a sad pathetic loser that gets involved in homosexual sex stuff
12ofDenial

Thread 86696 in /misc/

P86696 R2-D2 / HW blog link reply
My Easter kettle is warming up. Please, check G01 - G02 for today's (and Easter's) menu which is broadcasting live now...

Everything should be ok, as long as I didn't fall asleep, didn't sleep last night.
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P92694 link reply
i like colors though
P92697 link reply
i restarted tbb and its gone now. beeen hours now and still up no dithconnections
P92698 link reply
>P130

i dont even know who dafuq yousaf is
P92699 link reply
lol lambda reference based stream
P92700 link reply
im starting to think tor is trying to make 144p unstreamable, cucked

admin clearnet link now, the old one doesn't work

Thread 217 in /imageboards/

P217 anon.cafe link reply
What happened to it?
2 replies omitted.
P92655 link reply
Dandelions. Here today, gone next month.
P92660 link reply
P92537
do you have even a shred of supporting evidence or is this just pure schizo drivel
P92663 link reply
P92660
Haz to do with the Ukraine conflict coverage as that was one things started to get bad.
P92664 link reply
when*
P92696 link reply
P92537
P92655
P92663
They announced the planned shutdown way back in December and only pulled the plug in March, there is nothing suspicious about this. The admins gave enough time for the community to migrate. The worst part is that most boards went to trashchan, which now sits at a lower than us.
trashchan2rvdng5zm7346sfxrrkjwvqzolw4lfdyldcsdpmsyj4dkid.onion/index.html

Thread 67171 in /yukigen/

Yuki P67171 PrettyGayPost with Yuki link reply
This thread is dedicated to private conversations with the OG homopedo of the Nanosphere, God of the Shota Reich, and owner of the devil's quints on Lambdaplusjs, Yuki Boyfucker. To begin the grooming process, import the key below:

78 replies omitted.
P78759 brk link reply
P78749
gave up smokin meth
P78760 link reply
eh i haven't done other drugs in years or drank alcohol, had to give up the weed. been focusing on my health and getting in great shape and now i get hit on by milfs and even better by LG's at work all day
P78761 link reply
P78760
yeah ok brandall
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P76428
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P76428
P92688

Thread 92369 in /digitalarchive/

P92369 Cleaning scanned books link reply
I have a couple books I scanned some time ago but never got around to properly clean Are there any tool that would do this mostly automatically? In particular, I would want the tool to:
1. Detect the text direction and unskew the page
2. Separate images and text
3. Convert the text to grayscale and apply thresholds
4. Fix the white balance on the images
5. Run OCR on the text
6. Combine all the layers into one pdf
Attached are the results I would like after steps 1-4. I don't know how or if the cropping could be done automatically, but that isn't a big issue.

Is there any (free) tool that can do all that? I can do 3 and 4 with imagemagick, 5 with tesseract-ocr and 6 with pdf-tools, but I can't find anything for 1 and 2. I don't really want to pull out opencv if someone has already done the job.
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P92497 link reply
P92403
Wait, what? Since when pdf supports djvu encoding?
P92508 link reply
P92435
Am I? Thanks for letting me know, I guess I should go back to playing soldier

P92497
Support for JBIG2 was added in PDF 1.4 (2001), so I guess since then.
P92511 link reply
P92403
dunno, i just use djvu solo 3.1
P92645 link reply
P92511
Holy proprietary

Anyways, I was sort of mistaken in P92403. I didn't check carefully, but the output from pdf2djvu is terribly lossy, and the conversion to pdf just converts the djvu to jpeg and embed that into the pdf, so it's lossy again. Changing the options of pdf2djvu to have a better quality makes the document substantially bigger.
I managed to get better quality by hand-building djvu files, with a 600dpi text layer and 200dpi background layer, the quality is quite good and pages that are mostly text with a couple pictures compress to less than 100kB/page. Unfortunately, it takes some time to properly clean the backgrounds.
I've found the tools used by the internet archive to generate their PDFs. I'll see if I manage to use them to do what I want.
P92674 link reply
P92645
Yeah, DJVU requires a lot of tuning.
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