P2203 Suggestions thread link reply
Here you can suggest improvements to this chan's admin. He didn't ask for this thread but he's gonna get it anyway.

My suggestion is: auto-collapse PGP garbage: any post that includes a PGP message or PGP signature should be automatically collapsed. I'm not asking for censorship of PGP posters, mind you.

So why is PGP garbage? It's more about the spirit of posting PGP textwalls on an imageboard than the crypto itself. PGP textwalls are an eyesore and they're rude: you're basically excluding people from participating to your gossip while at the same time poking their eyes out with pseudorandom-looking encrypted garbage! PGP is just barely above randomly generated floodspam. Hell maybe shitspammer could make a script to generate spam that looks like PGP messages just to prove my point.

The legitimate uses of PGP include giving out login info, or an invite code, etc. This legitimate aspect is the main reason why I'm not suggesting an outright ban. Just collapse it by default. And for the convenience of PGPfags maybe add a "Show all PGP" toggle.

If you don't wanna implement this, no biggie. Because I'm aware it may be more effort than it's worth. Especially if PGP posting stops altogether, on its own, which it might.
P2204 link reply
>Here you can suggest improvements to this chan's admin. He didn't ask for this thread
Tells you everything you need to know about the tranny who runs this site
P2210 link reply
or maybe PGPfags should just contain their spam to >>>/pgp/
oh wait boards need at least 4 characters
let's try >>>/pgphaggots/
P2228 link reply
P2210
Great board name
P2230 link reply
Admin, do something about shitdick images that fill recent.
admin P2231 link reply
I need an unfiltered /All/recent to be able to moderate.
P2234 link reply
give me some files for ..
P2243 link reply
P2231
It's physically impossible for that to be true and the real reason. Unauthenticated users do not all have the ability to moderate, so it's physically impossible that you need to show that to them.
P2274 link reply
Pull the plug
admin P2285 link reply
P2243
What would be the point of requiring authentication to view /All/recent?
P2310 link reply
.gif autoplay feature when?
P2321 link reply
Pull the plug
P2322 link reply
Don't pull le pug!
P2324 link reply
Do pull the plug
P2325 link reply
P2324
Why you be wanting that, mister?
Too much free speech in the world?
P2396 link reply
Pull the plug
P2397 link reply
P2396
t. hikari
P2398 link reply
Goes without saying admin, ignore all the "pull the plug" type posts.
Someone seems very afraid of free speech.

[spoiler: But don't worry, if we indeed enter a dystopian tyranny where ID will be required for internet access, Tor and equivalents will be banned and misinformation/disinformation/insults will be punishable with jail time, you'll have to pull the plug anyway to protect us. You think it's unlikely? Look at the clearnet.]
P2401 link reply
>"free speech"
P2402 link reply
Goes without saying, pull the plug.
P2490 link reply
Hey admin, how about this:
1) merge /spam/ into /trash/ and delete /spam/, it seems silly to have both imo
2) add a sort of board browser, with a pph counter for ordering them maybe

Regarding 2, as it is currently, small boards are basically hidden which is weird. Newfags would look at the chan strip bar at the top and see only /math/ /tech/ /free/ /meta/ and /test/.
P2492 link reply
P2490
You're addressing your concerns to a control freak trannyjanny who doesn't care about board quality or alienating users because muh s-spam (everything I don't liek is s-spam).
Trannies always manage to destroy any good will they initially receive in favor of forcing their niche interests on everyone (e.g. math, anime, coding autism)
P2494 link reply
P2203
t. decent sane person
But why are you making constructive suggestions on here? The admin is a faggot and it's 95% faggots, including people who are lightning-fast to aggressively ridicule the very idea of sanity, decency, or honesty. Try arguing that telling lies should be discouraged, and that there is such a thing as objective truth about some things. And see the raging homosexual opposition and mockery that results. These people are not friends.
P2499 link reply
P2492
P2494
Maybe you're a bit too hard on the admin
Why can't you be optimistic, I don't see the censorship you speak of
Also don't be mad at me for not seeing a problem that you can see, thx
P2501 link reply
P2499
P2494 is not the same person as P2492
P2527 link reply
P2501
How do you know that?
P3495 link reply
Implement a filter instead le ghey /All/ board. I'll decide what's based and what's (((spam))), trannynigger.
P3501 link reply
Change bluish background color some thing nicer, it is cold down here.
admin P5135 link reply
P2203
>My suggestion is: auto-collapse PGP garbage: any post that includes a PGP message or PGP signature should be automatically collapsed. I'm not asking for censorship of PGP posters, mind you.

PGP blocks in messages are now collapsed, and can be expanded by clicking on them. It uses the usual hidden checkbox technique. You should still be able to copy+paste them without expanding.
admin P5136 link reply
Also this doesn't apply to PGP blocks in old messages, just ones made from here on.
admin P5181 link reply
P5179
>Looks like your PGP messages don't auto-collapse.
Yeah, I noticed that bug. It should be fixed now.
P5215 link reply
Add a name and email header so I can sage
P5227 link reply
Make the box covering spoilertext white on dark mode.
P5600 link reply
why doesn't admin put /trash/ on the navigation bar? There's plenty of space for it, and most of the threads there are just topics he doesn't like. It's probably the most popular board by volume. He whines about hosting content he doesn't like, yet hosts it anyway after soothing himself by moving it to his preferred utensil slot.
P5620 link reply
P5600
Putting the /trash/ in the navbar would defeat the purpose of the censorship and power abuse he exercises unto the community. Le admin doesn't want you to read the stuff in trash but still wants to pretend to be le good guy by not outright deleting it, while effectively deleting it:
>oh I didn't delete it, I just moved it to somewhere you don't know about
But if /trash/ was in navbar suddenly le admin would look 10x stupider.
But that's just a theory.
P5676 link reply
Why doesn't /meta/ appear in /All/ anymore?
P5678 link reply
no more meta, P5676
it kills ibs
admin P5679 link reply
P5676
I put it in /All/ when there's something I want feedback about.
P5681 link reply
P5679
are ya winning, son?
P5682 link reply
P5678
>it kills ibs
Or perhaps, meta is the early warning for the ib dying

What do you think admin, is lambda chan dying?
P5683 link reply
P5682
dead on arrival?
yes
P5685 link reply
P5683
First, I don't remember asking YOU a goddamn thing. Second,
>dead on arrival?
...that's a bit harsh ain't it? Remember nanochan? Now THAT was dead on arrival for real. A couple days in, hakase already pulls the plug due to sparm! What a momentum-killing, staff-backstabbing, self-sabotaging moron lol. Yet look at it now! Almost 4 years old and still going strong! Just needs to come back online. Any moment now.
P5693 GNU/sage link reply
Add GNU/sage and GNU+sage functionality to the board. I suggested it to Endafanctar ~20 months ago and he still hasn't added it to Nanochan.
P5678
[spoiler: Can I add that to my original content thread?]
P5719 sage+pedoslayer link reply
P5693
It is you who'll be added...
sure ;)
P5727 link reply
P5719
>pedoslayer
P5751 link reply
P2499
>Why can't you be optimistic
Because they're neurotic and mentally challenged.
P5620
>censorship and power abuse he exercises unto the community
You're not entitled to anything, nigger.
P5768 link reply
P5751
The admin is not entitled to any power abuse either, you mixed race supreme gentleman you.

For me it's simple: when I see an admin or a mod who deletes something that they shouldn't, I point and shout "Power Abuser!"

When abuse of power becomes law, pointing it out becomes duty.
P5780 link reply
P5768
>The admin is not entitled to any power abuse
Yes. They. Are. They own the website. You're either retarded and can't understand that, or a troll. Either way, I'd ban you and delete all your shitty, whiny posts without a second thought if I were in the admin's position. And I'd try to make sure retards like you never find the site in the first place. You should be glad any admin is stupid enough not to do that. They lie to themselves that having whiny niggers like you around is a net positive.
P5781 link reply
P5780
shut up hikari
P5782 link reply
P5780
You're right, and preventing them from finding the site is indeed the ideal goal, what people would pay top dollar for.
P5784 link reply
P5780
>They own the website.
They don't own my posts. They don't own the content. They aren't a publisher.

P5782
>he'd PAY for the privilege of getting censored
Heh.
P5785 link reply
P5784
Wrong. It's like if you graffiti someone's car.
P5787 link reply
P5785
Unless they cleverly set up their car to be graffitied then invited everyone to graffiti it. Your analogies are like your parents: stupid.
P5789 link reply
P5787
No, the key point is your writing on their car is not wanted.
P5790 link reply
It doesn't matter if they want it or not, it's their right to choose at any time how their car is painted or not.
P5792 link reply
P5784
Do you understand what a forum is... You say something at the admin, with a request to repeat it, voluntarily publish it free of charge, to other people.
P5794 link reply
Free speech is not vandalism.
Power abuse is not a right.
And an imageboard is not a car.
P5795 link reply
P5794
There's no "power abuse" in deleting posts and there's no "free speech" with someone else's property, and if you try to override their preferences that is trespass and vandalism. Otherwise host my files, slave.
P5797 link reply
hikari mad talking about private property after he's effectively hijacked two imageboards hosted by other people while trying to desperately remove individuals that he doesn't like
P5799 link reply
P5797
>everyone who disagrees with you is hikari
You're right about one thing though. Removing certain individuals is explicitly the whole point of moderation.
P5800 link reply
P5799
you can't remove anyone on a public onion, dumbfuck
P5801 link reply
P5800
Yeah you can. That's what the "account system" TODO is about by the way.
P5802 link reply
P5801
if you're admin prove it, i don't see any TODO anywhere
unless you have some barrier like money, invite system or something similar then anyone can
>get "banned"
>create another account
>???
>profit


regardless, does your retarded system mean anyone posting anything you don't like automatically mean that person is banned forever?
setting up rules for content you want to host is reasonable, banning someone that posted some content against the rules is retarded

P5805 sage link reply
I was under the impression that most people viewed the site through /All/recent, where no posts are deleted.
P5808 not le admin link reply
P5802
>if you're admin prove it,
Admins who know they're up to no good don't proudly post with the admin capcode
(It gives them plausible deniability later)

>>get "banned"
>>create another account
>>???
>>profit


More like:
>get banned
>create another account
>get banned again
>???
>community dies [spoiler: due to power abuse]

P5809 hoshi mad link reply
P5780
>Yes. They. Are.
P5826 link reply
P5809
Highly doubtful tbh.
P5853 link reply
P5792
>Do you understand what a forum is
No, they're retarded. If they were capable of understanding, they wouldn't have their retarded, anarchist ideology in the first place.
P5808
The place I post reguarly has been around for more than ten years and has always had moderation with intent behind it. Your theory for how things work only applies when a site's users are tor fags from "altchans".
P5863 link reply
P5853
Oh c'mon it's not anarchy to wanna get rid of those who abuse power.
>when a site's users are tor fags from "altchans".
I'm sorry where did you come from again?
I couldn't tell you to go back with a clear conscience without knowing that where you come from is a better place.
So... where do you hail from, power abusin' friend?
P5919 link reply
P5863
>where did you come from
You would be dumb enough to answer that.
P5947 link reply
P5919
Go back
P6031 link reply
P5947
Whether I can post is for the admin to decide. Sounds like you want your own site.
P6033 link reply
P6031
Can he though? He can't ban you.
P6038 link reply
P6033
Because he hasn't made a way. He could if he wanted to. He can also delete posts.
P6041 link reply
P6038
You could also stop posting if you wanted to.
P6045 link reply
P6041
Posting with the intention of making others not want to is backseat moderating.
P6046 link reply
Also, that just goes to show that what digital niggers really want is control without the responsbility and work.
P6048 link reply
>backseat moderating.
I thought that was when people bootlick the admins boot, which also results in posters not posting.
P6050 link reply
P6048
>I thought
You thought wrong. That's not what backseat anything means.
P6051 link reply
P6050
Lol Mr. Dictionary in da house!
P6053 link reply
>you're x
>I thought x means that
>no
>LMFAO MR.DICTIONARY
P6056 link reply
P6053
You're backseat moderating me so hard right now.
P6395 link reply
Can you link /trash/ along the other boards on the header?
P6426 link reply
Add bold text with the formatting similar to how it is for spoilers so I can make things easier for people next time I type excerpts out.
[bold: text] -> text (in bold)
[spoiler: Ideally update my most recent post accordingly if you can.]
P6451 link reply
[tex: \int_{o}^{y}min] any reason for the massive font size and line-height?
All these massive walltexts are making it more apparent.
admin P6469 link reply
P6426
Sure.

P6451
Seemed more readable.
P6470 link reply
P6469
[bold: Baste.]
P6475 link reply
Remove /trash/ and instead of moving deleted posts to /trash/, delete them entirely so they can't be seen. Also remove retard wojaks entirely instead of just hiding them.
P6538 link reply
P6426
P6470
>he didn't ask for italic and underline too
P6850 link reply
Could you make it so ALL threads are shown on /All/. If /comfy/ and other user boards are shown on /All/, /free/ and /meta/ should be shown on /All/ as well. otherwise it shouldn't be called /ALL/
P6851 link reply
P6850
yea and if you want a board without /free/ spam, you can create /Proprietary/ and have it be like current /All/
P6880 link reply
P6538
Those might be useful too. Something like:
[ital: text] -> text (in italic)
[ul: text] -> text (underlined)
P6850
Better still, create "all-a" similar to "overboarda" on Nanochan to include all boards, and have each be available in index, catalog and recent view.
P6896 link reply
P6850
wtf I've been using /all/ this whole time thinking that it was the sum of the activity of the entire board.
P6996 link reply
Admin kun could you make bold text a different color?
admin P7165 link reply
P7153
added
P7249 link reply
Add more fun things you gayass mathnigger
>greentext
<pinktext
==title==
__underline__
~~strikethrough~~
''italic''
(((detected)))
P7259 link reply
P7249
> (((detected)))
Ha ha ha! You must be new here.
Whenever /pol/ is missing that's a dead giveaway.
P7263 link reply
P7259
/pol/ is missing because... this place needs 4 letters for board name and "pol" is 3 letters.
P7265 link reply
P7263
>this place needs 4 letters for board name
Methinks that restriction doesn't apply to admin-created boards.
[spoiler: The point being, le admin doesn't want it here.]
P7266 link reply
Test kikepost with tex tag
[tex:\binom \binom \binom {soy}{min}]
P7267 link reply
[tex:\binom {\binom{\binom {\int_{o}^{y}}{min} }{}{}]
P7268 Le soymin's official spokesfag link reply
P7266
Why you keep calling him soymin?
P7271 link reply
P7268
Because of P3066
P7272 link reply
P7271
God I forgot about that thread.
Now I'm sorry I asked.
[spoiler: Your girl's dress colors remind me of Windows XP.]
P7557 link reply
Suggestion A: make a stats page with a dual purpose of listing all the user generated boards and their total post numbers(if you don't want stats then a simple list with a counter is fine)
Suggestion B: consider letting the OP self-janny his own thread?
P7559 link reply
Suggestion C: wordfilter all kind of nanodrama, cancer, etc with "go away"
P7560 link reply
like "denpa" "asukafag" "whatever else I can't be bothered to remember the cancer"
nobody tried doing wordfilters on the nanosphere since hakase did it as a joke
P7561 link reply
P7559
P7560
hikari subversion attempt in progress
P7563 link reply
P7561
I don't even know who hikari is.
Here admin this is a good example I suggest filtering "hikari" with "go back" or "nigger".
P7564 link reply
Another suggestion: it should be against the rules to make /meta/ and /meta/ related boards with the purpose of making them appear in /all/, otherwise nothing is stopping people from creating something like /meta2/ or /nanometa/.
An example is the /imageboards/ board, all threads in that boards should be moved to /meta/ and the boards deleted.
Further attempts at escaping the /meta/ containment should be also removed.
P7565 link reply
P7563
hikari is indeed a nigger, but your wordfilter suggestion is even more of a nigger
P7569 link reply
P7565
Every decent imageboard has wordfilters. The cancer needs to be remembered routinely that they should fuck off, when mocking them in person is not fun anymore the natural solution is an automated mocking system. I for one support the automation of cyberbullying.
>muh free peaches
I don't believe in free peaches.
You have no rights.
P7572 link reply
P7569
you're just (((concerned))) about a problem that doesn't exist, so it needs no fixing.
P7575 link reply
I request soymin to wordfilter denpa to dobpa.
I don't feel like denpa these days.
P7586 link reply
Sburdo sbarde filder was a huge hid on nanoghan bagg in dhe day. Eberybony lobed id.
P7614 link reply
All/recent is causing my system to crash because it's loading too much or something at a time.

Can you limit the posts that show up on each page of all/recent to 20 or something?

Otherwise I have to use the catalog like a fucking noob or just abandon the IB.
P7617 link reply
I don't know for sure that's the problem.

I use boot to ram and it has problems with some webpages. Loading all/recent by itself, with nothing else running, causes my system to stall now.
P7624 link reply
P7614
>or just abandon the IB
yeah, do that
P8063 link reply
chadadmin pls find a way to make easier to browse this massive textwalls
P8064 link reply
make it easier*
P8067 link reply
Admin has three ways to approach this:
1) Trash them like he does everything else
2) Auto-collapse posts longer than N characters (but unfortunately he can't even count to pot8o)
3) Code a post translation A.I. to shorten the posts in a meaningful way i.e. "I'm a faggot level 10", "I'm a faggot level 4" etc.
P8078 link reply
P8067
#1 seems pretty fucking based? That one gets my vote.
P8081 link reply
P8078
maybe trash and redact? so the whole thing is condensed to a sha256 hash
P8082 link reply
P8067
P8078
P8081
consider going back to nanochan if you like being rulecucked
P8084 link reply
P8082
Don't conflate your posts and mine.
P8091 link reply
>c-conflate
P8120 link reply
>>->c-conflate
P8169 link reply
P8082
Consider going back to reddit if you don't see the rulecuckery is already here staring you in the trash!
P8170 link reply
P8081
>so the whole thing is condensed to a sha256 hash
>to a sha256 hash

That's not good enough. It can be mathematically proven that an infinitely fast computer with an infinite amount of memory can recover the pool of possible input posts, then use a faggotry-learning A.I. to pinpoint the OP. To mitigate this threat, the lambda admin must truncate the SHA256 input to the first couple of letters so that the original faggotry can never be recovered in full.
P8195 link reply
P8067
#2 is what every other ib does
just add a "this post is too long [click here] to expand it" if it has more than 20 lines or so
make it expand like [spoiler: my dong] the gpg messages
P8198 link reply
P8195
Or just have
.comment {
max-height: 200px;
overflow-y: scroll;
}
and be done with it.
P8212 link reply
P8169
lol retard another textwall
admin P8227 link reply
P8198
Tried that, it creates obnoxious confusion between which scrolling gets activated when you scroll, and some browsers are bad at indicating something has scroll bars, so you don't always see that the text is cut off.

P8195
Will probably try something like this when I have the time.
P8229 link reply
P8227
Maybe you should use summary tag like phi does instead of using millions of the label+hidden checkbox CSS hack.
http://phichannlejbh7u7tvkryemqmi34onsfppkju52qtii3yakyvfh7ifyd.onion/.phi/recent
P8260 link reply
Insane unfunny demented textwall fag is the reason I would never contribute positively to this site. Tech question and I know the answer? Puzzle and I have the missing piece? Fuck no, it's on z5.
P8280 link reply
>F-Fuck no
P8282 link reply
P8260
>He's so puerile that one person existing that he can hit the page up/down button on makes him feel this way about an entire website that exists independent of that person.
P8285 link reply
P8282
The posts *are* objectively /trash/ though
P8291 link reply
P8282
What percentage of the posts from e.g. 8261 to 8278 are him?
P9205 link reply
I reiterate my suggestion of making a stats page with listing all the user generated boards with their total post numbers.
Another feature I'd like is some way to filter the /all/ catalog by board, in particular I'd like to filter out boards I don't care about.
I would also appreciate a bigger textarea in the floating postform and the ability to resize it.
And don't listen to much to the lolbertarians admin, just trash what you want and lead the way with your moderation, you have a nice board and it's YOUR board so YOU decide, there's no need to pander to the fags that complain about moderation and like to create drama. The more attention you give them, the worst is gonna be for you.
admin P9209 link reply
P9205
There should be a resize handle at the bottom left.
P9227 link reply
P9205
>I reiterate my suggestion of making a stats page with listing all the user generated boards with their total post numbers.
I disagree, the user created boards shouldn't feel like their own self contained boards. Right now it's good, it's basically higher quality threads that are not in free, but are basically /free/ type threads. When you list all the boards it would make the image board feel so dead and empty. Also it would influence which user created boards would be getting replies. Admin, if you end up making a stat page, only count the stats for all the listed boards including /All/ and just have the posts from user created boards add to the total count of /All/.
>Another feature I'd like is some way to filter the /all/ catalog by board, in particular I'd like to filter out boards I don't care about.
Doing that is somewhat anti tor. The default way the board is matters the most. If everyone was able to filter out threads themselves no one would complain and everyone would still be looking at those pics that were in /free/. Anti tor is probably too strong because boards like phichannel have that option, but you get the sentiment. lambda should be usable on the very initial load without any extra effort on the users behalf.
P9209
>There should be a resize handle at the bottom left.
Yes please do that. Also can you explain why you didn't add the ability to filter? Was it a deliberate choice?
admin P9259 link reply
P9227
Do you not have a resize handle at the bottom left?
P9269 link reply
P9209
You probably know already just in case but have a look at:
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTML/Element/textarea?retiredLocale=it#controlling_whether_a_textarea_is_resizable
and
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/CSS/resize
at line 303 of ./Source/style.css you've set "resize: both" (not sure why you've set that property for the whole postform form element) but then at line 363 you've set "resize: none" which removes the resizability. This is only for when the postform element is the target on in other words when it is floating, so what I think is happening (and I may be wrong) is that the non-floating postform doesn't have the "resize" option set so it defaults to "both" while in the floating postform it is set to "none" so you can't resize it.
I suggest setting "resize: both" for only the textarea element on both non-floating and floating.
I also suggest an increase to the textarea height to 480 pixels.
See the attached patched css file.
P9227
>I disagree, the user created boards shouldn't feel like their own self contained boards
User created boards are still boards, most board software that let's their user create boards(in one way or the other) also provides a list of those boards, I don't care THAT much about having stats, you can sort them in alphabetical order for all I care but having a list with all the boards is a fundamental feature to have in the software IMO.
>Doing that is somewhat anti tor
Let me know if I understood what you meant, you say that it is anti tor cause if I send a unique list of filters through a form to the server I would be identifiable as a user through it? You have a point.
admin P9276 link reply
P9269
When the post form is floating, the resize handle is at the lower left corner of the dialog rather than at corner of the textarea itself.

At least in the index and catalog, the threads have a data-board property which makes it possible to filter out boards with client-side user CSS. I should probably add it to the recent page too.
P9298 link reply
@admin just leave it there. We don't need the "resize" or any other new features. This website is already great!
P9304 link reply
P9276
>at the lower left corner of the dialog rather than at corner of the textarea itself
Now I see it, sorry for being retarded(and blind) admin, I was too used to the nanochan postform.
>the threads have a data-board property which makes it possible to filter out boards with client-side user CSS
I see, good to know. I'll filter that way then.
P9310 link reply
P9304
>Now I see it, sorry for being retarded(and blind) admin
Holy shit lol I thought there wasn't one as well. I just looked on the right and never looked at the left.
P9359 link reply
Admin-kun, can we have placeholder thumbnails for spoiler, nsfw, audio, etc, in the catalog and possibly also in threads/index where possible?
I don't like it how it looks like there is no file, even something simple and low profile like white text on dark background that says "Spoiler", "NSFW, "Audio", is a ok.
P18371 Unsolicited advice link reply
Nice dumpster you have [tex:\int_{o}^{y}min].

It's very obvious you have some kind of automatic moderation tool running (P18275 and P18281 are proof of that, why would those be moved to spam and not immediately remove image and links if it was done manually) and you're not going to be able to combat the retard like that (I'd know, am I rite). You basically have to deter him by denying of what he wants: annoy you and disrupt the site.

Unless you want to compromise anonymity or introduce some kind of PoW to post (and then probably lose posters as a result) I think the only solution is a very soy solution I once suggested on nano: have a confirmation queue, meaning that posts by default are not directly visible until you confirm them. This is something boorus more or less do already.

It'd work something like this:
* Posts on index, catalog, recent and threads would be hidden more or less like PGP encrypted messages are, you can just use the hidden checkbox trick to show/hide them, and make it clear they are unconfirmed by graying them out and having some sort of data- attribute indicating it.
* In the case of images, you could just not show them and links could be redacted as well by default until you confirm it to ensure no see pee is being shared in here.
* In case you decide to "enjoy life" like endonigger, you could still show posts that have been unconfirmed for more than a day. You could also not do this for posts than containt images and/or links, just in case they're see pee.
* Regarding /All/, they should also be hidden but you should also be less spoon-sorty and have everything except trash and spam listed in there. In the case of /All2/, you could just make everything visible by default except maybe, again, unconfirmed posts with images and/or links. /All/ should have every legitimate post, including meta ones or else you'd force people to wade through the /All2/ trash.
* You could maybe do like phichannel does with recent, allow people to whitelist/blacklist specific boards and also add another checkbox to show unconfirmed posts by default on /All/. /All2/ should always display everything except the aforementioned exception.
* If you want to get fancy, you could maybe have some PoW to allow "voting" to display unconfirmed posts in case you decide to "enjoy life". If there's more than a certain threshold it would be "soft-confirmed" and shown, as opposed to "hard-confirmed" if done by a janny.

>inb4
BuT wHaT's ThE pRoBlEm? ThE sItE iS dOiNg FiNe!!!!
admin P18382 link reply
P18371
>have a confirmation queue
That would very obviously lose posters.

>/All/ should have every legitimate post, including meta ones or else you'd force people to wade through the /All2/ trash.
People have a right to complain on /meta/, and it wouldn't be a good look for the site if /All/ was full of complaints.

>You could maybe do like phichannel does with recent, allow people to whitelist/blacklist specific boards
This could work, though.
P18383 lol link reply
Without some sort of deterrence you're not going to prevent site from being literal shit.
How is it "obviously" going to lose posters anyway.

[spoiler:I'm wasting my time as expected. Suit yourself.]
admin P18384 link reply
Also showing unconfirmed posts without images/links on /All2/ but not on /All/ would definitely force people to use /All2/ because they would want to see the latest posts. Very counterproductive.

Any ideas on how to make the site load faster? That would probably be more helpful.
P18386 No idols for (You) link reply
Not really, All2 being completely visible would be only for jannies (or any part of the site for that matter). For regular users it would still be the same.
That "feature" is optional anyway, the main point is not showing shit unless they intentionally want to which you obviously oppose so discussing any other peripheral detail is pointless.

>Any ideas on how to make the site load faster? That would probably be more helpful.
>P-please help my dumpster shine.

I hear japs can make mud shine by making dorodangos.
P18389 >i-it wouldn't be a good look link reply
Oh and btw it's very funny that you don't consider /meta/ worthy of /All/ at all and you're concerned about LOOKS of all things but literal shit can hang around for a while.
admin P18398 link reply
I may try bringing on some human volunteers soon. Need to implement some stuff first, though.
Before that I'm going to implement P18163. After that I'll probably set some of the /meta/ threads to show up on /All/ -- threads like the suggestions and reports thread.
Raising too much of a fuss about spammers encourages them. I largely agree with the guy who said this spammer wouldn't be much of a problem if there were more real traffic drowning him out. The best way to clean the site up is by posting more good stuff.
P18400 link reply
P18398
I agreed with the Admin. Ever since I posted good stuff on his spider site, there have been almost no spam threads.
P18401 NSFW Image, not suitable for admin link reply
>some human volunteers soon.
Didn't you learn anything from nano?

>I'm going to implement more spoon-sorting features.
What's with you and your spoon fetish.

>if there were more real traffic
>if

But there isn't.
You seem to be under the impression that people would settle here, with site being a dumpster. Wishful thinking.

btw my soy "solution" (that I agree is not really a solution) would only be temporary.
P18404 link reply
P18398
>I may try bringing on some human volunteers soon.

Rest assured, as I shall be your humble volunteer...
P18405 link reply
P18401 The picture, it's horrendous! How dare you tortured such nice creatures. I couldn't tolerate it!!!
admin P18408 link reply
P18401
>Didn't you learn anything from nano?
Nano left its volunteers unsupervised.

>What's with you and your spoon fetish.
It's an easy way to increase traffic on /All/.
P18419 link reply
P18408
I'm the OP of this thread and I formally ask that you delete this thread and start a new one yourself. You can ignore this request, fine, just remember I'm also the one whose /nanodrama/ board you've deleted way back. I'm ashamed of this thread because it shows how stupid and naive I was, ignoring the trolls and believing that you were a good admin right until you revealed yourself to be a powerabusing sack of shit. I'm also ashamed that you implemented my PGP suggestion, which ultimately means I gave you an idea to SLIGHTLY improve this site when in hindsight you didn't even deserve THAT. Here you go, +1 PPH. [spoiler: That you also don't deserve.]
admin P18420 link reply
P18419
What are you even angry about?
P18471 Drake link reply
no one will use ibs with authoritarian admins
admin P18509 link reply
I don't even delete posts.
admin P18560 link reply
P18419
The thread stays but I can change the OP if you like.
P18584 fibmin link reply
I do now
P18585 fibmin link reply
I do now P18509
P18677 link reply
P2203 just change your catalog layout and your site will look shine and unique on Deep web, like this one on clearnet (picture)

I love modern newspaper layouts...
P18678 link reply
more snapshots...
P18696 Boooo! Fagmin was a power abuser link reply
After reading whole thread. It has come to my conclusion that:
You deserved what you got. I hope you have already stopped that "power-abusing" thing.

My guess is he also likes the Lunatic Act of 1811 and other similar law

I shall leave my anchor here...

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P2203
P18725 link reply
P18585 He, fagmin, is deleting posts now!
admin P18735 link reply
P18725
Your posts are moved to /spam/, not deleted. If anyone wants to see them, the posts from this thread are at P18599. When I get around to it, I want to add a little notice to each thread showing which threads posts have been moved to from it.
P18738 link reply
P18735 Silly me.


Well, thanks for pointing that out...
P18744 link reply
Could you kindly remove the subject?
P18747 link reply
the suggestions really is the suggestions P2203

Here's another serious suggestions (in addition to the new Catalog layout)

1. I keep seeing the same thread every single time I browse on the index page. Why don't we implement a "random" feature? so different threads show every time you visit the "Index" page.

2. Speaking of Index:


Implement the A-Z page like "Pages from Ceefax"...



3. Also, even better make the edge circular / curvy instead of a plain boring squared page like Facebook and Twitter or other Image boards. Or even even better, add snow effects, Santa Claus and Tinsels so the page look more festive. Alas, we can celebrate Christmas here (All together).



4. Perhaps, Lambdaplusjs rebranded as AllTogetherplusjs where people come and celebrate Easter, Guy Fawkes Day, Thankgivings, Black Friday sales, New Year's Eve etc...
admin P18748 link reply
P18389
When I had /meta/ on /All/ before, it allowed people to flood it with complaint threads. Having /meta/ not be on /All/ is a deterrent to that. Another option I could take is just disabling new threads on /meta/ and have meta contained in just a few threads, all of which would show up on /All/, but I don't think that's preferable to the current situation.

P18382
I should also point out that you can go to /All2/ and use custom CSS to hide particular boards:

[data-board="spam"] {
display: none;
}

This has the disadvantage of having fewer threads per page when there's a lot of spam, but the advantage of not sending information on what boards you're hiding to the server.

Maybe a good approach would be to have all the non-/spam/ boards on /All/ but have some of them hidden with CSS, and have buttons to unhide particular boards.
admin P18749 link reply
P18744
The subject field in general, or for this thread, or some particular subject? Can you elaborate on why?
P18754 12of7 link reply
Frankly, /All2/ is way better than /All/. You just need to get rid of those Child Porn and Advertising-related spams by moving them to /spam2/.

Spam = nonsense
Spam2 = Child Porn, Advertisements, floodings
P18756 12of7 + The Soy Workaround link reply
Oh and one thing, filter out /spam2/ from /All2/ and show them on /All3/

All = serious-threads only
All2 = serious-threads + blogging and nonsense threads
All3 = for moderation
admin P18762 link reply
P18748
>Maybe a good approach would be to have all the non-/spam/ boards on /All/ but have some of them hidden with CSS, and have buttons to unhide particular boards.
Although that would require me to moderate spam on /test/ and /free/, which I'd rather not, so I guess a server-side solution is needed after all.
P18766 Fagmin is a Scrooge link reply
P18762 Fagmin will never want to improve the clarity of this site. We are all sad now as we haven't seen the Christmas theme / background yet...
P18773 link reply
P18771 Now you have accurately described those posters who left the chan (those aren't hired by fagmin)


My guess is fagmin paid some folks to post here that's why there were lots of activities here.
P18774 link reply
P18749 the field was full of cattle now they are gone!!!!
P18811 link reply
P18384
I assumed the site was slow due to Tor. But if you want to make sites load faster in general, I think the way to do it is to generate static pages and serve them.
P18816 link reply
>static pages
P18811

That sounds, "eletromagnetic"...
admin P18822 link reply
If I have time in the next few days, I'm going to implement the ability to browse /All+board1+board2/ where the extra boards are anything you like. There could be a "Show all threads from: [list of links]" at the top of the page to navigate to them.

P18811
It mainly is due to Tor. But even so, sometimes I find the site running much slower than normal until I restart the Tor daemon.
P18830 link reply
P18822 Great! I can't wait to browse /All/ + /Historicalchan/ + /dumbquestions/ + /htech/ + /hpol/ + everything "h"


Should we call these "channels" instead of Boards? Will the site remember your choices on next visit?
admin P18833 link reply
Guess the mod UI will have to come first.
P18835 link reply
What is mod UI? P18833


>Referenced by: P18834
Ouch! My mistakes, sorry.


Could you add tinsels on the navigation bar and Xmas background, please?
P18836 link reply
P18833 Also, I need a nice saucepan or stovepipe hat badge to be on the top left-corner of all my posts / threads. I love Stovepipee hats and saucepans... Thanks..
P18896 link reply
P18822 >implement the ability to browse /All+board1+board2/

The first thing I am going to do is filter out /free/ from recent...
P18915 I don't know what UI is but link reply
P18833 Fagmin, train your janny fagbots (As known as, Auto moderator) not to goofing off. That's it!


I hate abbreviations, it makes readers confused....

AKA (as known as)
P18979 link reply
admin >P18822


The board really is the board


Sorry, couldn't resist
P18989 link reply
P18754
Naww it is not.
P18992 soy solution link reply
P18989 he could just create /All2/ /All3/ and /Spam2/ instead of re-coding the whole site...
P18993 great!!! link reply
and a child porn spam kicks in
P18994 Child Porn = disgusting link reply
P18993 the absurdity really is the absurdity
P18999 link reply
fagmin is a child porn lover but he overuses Irony here..
P19000 link reply
the jannies are goofing off again... Getting bored now. Bye!
P19001 Hi! link reply
I'm back...
P19006 12of12 link reply
P18999 You're right! Fagmin is a Child Porn lover
P19008 link reply
>HE HAS CHILD PORN
>HE HAS CHILD PORN!
admin P19009 link reply
The child pornography that a spammer posted has been removed: P18991

P19006
Don't post screenshots of it please.
P19010 link reply
P19009 Can I post a censored version of it? The screenshot is not a child porn! It's a screenshot of /All2/ Catalog
P19026 A brief history of Fagmin's Janny link reply
He created him to specifically jannys the Historical poster that's why his janny robot failed to move the actual spams while effectively move quality threads, of mine, to /spam/...


It was fun to chat with him though, still not as fun as chatting with my saucepans...
P19028 Fagmin link reply
Why does your fagsite keep redirecting me to this thread everytime I clicked on the "link" hyperlink? I want to reply to P19006 P19008 P18994 and it redirects me to this thread again!!!
P19053 Dear Admin, link reply
Could you add tinsels or Christmas theme to your Fagsite, please? It is one month until Christmas and we are waiting!!!!
P19098 link reply
Why did you (or auto-fagmod) move "nothing" to /spam/?
admin P19100 link reply
P19098
Probably a result of attempting to move the same post twice.
P19151 Admin, link reply
What does the mod button do???
P19157 Admin, link reply
You had promised to add Christmas theme to your site! The site still look the same. Bloody hell! We have got Dark theme for black Friday but where is Xmas theme??????????
P19450 link reply
Undo P19437 move pls (mistake).
P19452 12ofStereoscope link reply
This made my day... New fagmods deserve a chance, anyways..
Moved from /tech/19437
P22436 link reply
spoonabuse.jpg
P18398
Wowie, [tex:\int_{o}^{y}min], I can totes see the great effect your human jannies have had, not that it's a criticism against them.
P22439 link reply
>hire multiple moderators to try and defeat a single person manually posting
>>They will never learn.


Dye4you was right
P22624 link reply
RSS news feed, when? Atleast, show news headlines / feeds in /meta/ and leave /All/ and other boards as it is..

we need news from alt. media
P22629 Based RSS link reply
P22624
what RSS reader you use?
admin P22922 link reply
P22912
They are indeed .wav files. I'll add them to the list of supported audio types shortly.
P24536 link reply
Certain [tex:\int_{o}^{y}] drinker really needs to learn how to sanitize content.
P24537 link reply
[tex:\int_{o}^{y}] drinker really is [tex:\int_{o}^{y}] drinker

P24536
P24791 link reply
How do I lock my threads on Lambdaplusjs so no one can reply? I do not like it when someone replies to my threads.
P24794 link reply
P24791
you need to disapear you are plague on lambdachan
P24797 link reply
P24794 you need to stop replying to my posts / threads first, tom tug!
P24800 💯 link reply
P24797
only if you tug my tom till cumpletion
P24821 link reply
not so smug anymore, fagmin
P24856 link reply
Move all spam to a [bold: single thread], instead of having multiple shit threads that All2 browsers will have to deal with.
Look at how long this shit is before being able to see any real thread.

Comf imageboard, can't complain much.
P24890 link reply
Fucking smug nigger you finally decide to fix certain bugs that I told you long ago.
P24892 link reply
P24856 agreed, black images are meaningless...
P24893 Oh dear, link reply
cancer really is cancer...
P24979 link reply
Add a list of boards sorted by the number of threads
P24980 Hadmin link reply
P24979 a list of boards really is a list of boards
P24981 Hadmin (cont.) link reply
P24979 NO! An option to edit posts / replies; An option to view /All2/ without /spam/ must come first!!! Now I have to upload another avatar because I forgot to include this to P24980
P25019 Captcha Every Post link reply
Nanochan never had historical faggot. Why? Every post requires a captcha. It's bad UX, but so are his posts being everywhere. He's clearly a who picks a few words out of the post he's replying to in order to seem human. Require a captcha for every post and he disappears.
P25020 lol newfags link reply
P25019 >Captcha
I say!
P25021 EDIT: not a newfag link reply
P25019
>historical faggot

Newfags would refer me as "history poster"...
P25023 SkyHistoricalWave link reply
P25019
or to enter site like BitChan and other onion sites. However I think capatcha to post is big gay.
P25041 Handsome since 1702 link reply
>I think capatcha to post is big gay. P25023

Captcha-to-post is great. Especially, the new ReCaptcha. It feels like playing a puzzle game. Great for your brain.

Candy Tubs 2 has a nice captcha and I hooked on it which made me uploaded over 1000 avatars there...
P25304 link reply
P25041
>Captcha-to-post is great. Especially, the new ReCaptcha. It feels like playing a puzzle game. Great for your brain.
I chuckled
P25308 link reply
P25304
I'm speaking from my humble heart. I do love the new ReCaptcha (Clicking on Fire Hydrants etc)....


Also try solving ReCaptcha in German, French. It is a great way to learn new languages!
P26912 link reply
This might be a stupid suggestion, but maybe one could use le ebin AI to get rid of the historical guy. His posts are very algorithmic, and there's basically the entire /free/ to use as weights. I can even volunteer to pick the posts manually.
P26914 link reply
P26912
>algorithmic
connected with or using algorithms (= mathematical instructions for calculating an answer to a problem)
admin P26915 link reply
P26912
I've tried automated moderation of his posts, he just posts more. Not worth the occasional false positive.
P26918 link reply
could just do the give mod to everybody strat
P26934 link reply
P26915
in the endless fight of janny x autismo, the autismo always comes out on top
its always better to just let him tire himself out and stop on his own
attention is exactly what he wants and will only keep him there
P26956 link reply
P26934
>autismo
yes, because most lifts are made of heavy-duty materials. Jannies task is just to keep the lift clean so it is not dusty like Dusty Springfield

I have never heard of such name. Otis did make manual lifts though (the antique ones where the operator required a licence to operate).,,,
P27127 12of7 link reply
I get 503 service unavailable when trying to post fix it
P27129 link reply
P27127 works for I
P27198 link reply
delete historyniggers threads
P27203 Hadmin link reply
P27198 No! They are masterpieces
P27881 link reply
P2231
P2285
P22922
[bold: Admin Add Reverse Image Search like ZZZChan has]
https://zzzchan.xyz/faq.html#archive-reverse-url-format
admin P27882 link reply
P27881
Do any reverse search engines load images from .onion URLs?
P27885 CFBridge link reply
P27882
i doubt it i never used this function but saw it on zzzchan onion which is just mirrored of clearnet chan.
12of7 P29766 link reply
ad le beautiful pink name to le every board, plez, cuz me not likey le fakers
P29774 Always handsome link reply
also add /dumbquestions/ to the navigation bar
P29782 12of7 link reply
P27882
you are secretly history man
admin P29786 link reply
P29766
I thought I had already made it possible with P28777 but it looks like I forgot to push the change to the server. It should be working now.
Yuki P29794 link reply
P29786
Based.
Now add sage functionality.
P29824 Area 51 link reply
what is sage functionality?
Yuki P32119 link reply
There haven't been any new ways of formatting text in our posts added since I asked for bold text back in August (unless you count LaTeX which isn't really for formatting "normal" text anyway). Might you consider adding italicized text and/or redtext?
While bold text already provides emphasis, italicized text is used in ways that bold text isn't, like for indicating titles or foreign words. Redtext also would be nice because of its special nature on imageboards.
admin P32124 link reply
P32119
I'd like to keep the formatting to a minimum. Are there a lot of examples where more formatting options would have been useful?
Yuki P32125 link reply
P32124
>Are there a lot of examples where more formatting options would have been useful?
Examples off the top of my head? Not many from this board that I can think of. I just thought that adding italics would allow for prettier formatting when there's a use for it: https://www.uopeople.edu/blog/when-to-italicize/
As for redtext, I don't think it's meant to be useful as much as it's meant to be fun.
P32190 Request: sausage functionality link reply
Add an ability to order sausages from Lambdaplusjs and Yuki is in charge of delivery. If the person, who made an order, appears to be a spammer or a nonsense poster, stab them, at the neck, to death, collect their blood. Alas! Drink it! (Optional: sell their articles of clothing). There! No more spammers...
P32408 link reply
P2203
they could start by banning the peods
then killing themselve if their 1 as well
Yuki P32443 link reply
P32190
>Add an ability to order sausages from Lambdaplusjs and Yuki is in charge of delivery.
How generously would you plan on paying me, sir?

P32408
[spoiler: peods won]
P32459 link reply
P32443
>How generously would you plan on paying me, sir?
double your current salary!
nay, the triple!
P32460 link reply
P32408
i like the yuri overtones on the background
P32470 link reply
Misaka Mikoto as a character is completely ruined for me. Every time I see her a vivid image of a stinky balding guy in his 30s flash in my head that overlaps on her face.
P32482 link reply
P32470
ok but y tho
P32711 link reply
NSFW feature is nice. Hey admin, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
P32872 link reply
Admin, please make only the PGP signature hidden in a clearsigned message such as P32870 thanks.
P32897 Admin link reply
P32711
Will do. I'm always down for fucking kids.
P32974 link reply
P32897
> thats probally true.
I do like the layout of site better then any other chan I have been on.
admin P33467 link reply
P32872
fixed
P34112 For I do not like the contents of /math/ link reply
Admin, could you create /maths/ board, please?

Much obliged.
P34221 link reply
P33467
admin plz add formating for code in threads
admin P34226 link reply
P34221
Indentation is already preserved by default, what's the need for an extra tag?
P34232 link reply
P34226
how?
To link to a post: P1
To indicate quoted text:
>quoted text
To hide spoilers: [spoiler: boo] makes boo
For bold text: [bold: text] makes text
A subset of LaTeX is supported: [tex: a^2 + b^2 = c^2] makes a2 + b2 = c2
P34244 link reply
P34226
>what's the need for an extra tag?
it is another new tag, of course!
P34245 link reply
P34226

admin plz add formating for poems in threads
admin P34254 link reply
P34232
Oh, I think I might see the issue. Are you using lynx, w3m, or some other text browser?
I can change the comment field to use a <pre> element, and that should fix things.
P34291 link reply
P34254
He knew that P34245 would be my request and he is ignoring it.
Well it's for your own good, fagmin.
We don't mind posting a duplicate thread / post with empty subject to fix the formatting anyways.
P34331 link reply
P34226
Cause it's hard to read.
At least put the code in a box of some sort, even better if it had some basic as fuck highlighting.
This place is already full of braindead nocoders at least encourage posting code/
P34333 link reply
P32470
I got the same experience with Asuka, now when I read her name I always think about a permanently butthurt ricecel.
P34472 link reply
Admin, you said in P208
>I don't want to run a site about other sites' jannies. If the site organically develops into that, it's going to organically shut down because I'll have no interest in managing it.
This was more than a year ago. Well? Are you going to ban all the metadrama avarfaggots or is the website shutting down?
Or did you change your mind and developed an interest in seeing dysfunctional avatarfaggots metadraming and blogging all day long?
Just add a rule against avatarfags and mass move all their shit to /spam/(where it belongs).
You can still fix this.
P34473 link reply
P34472
Bruh, this board IS a bunker for nanons, nothing more. If admin wanted to do it properly none of 'em be here, but the board be dead unsuprisingly.
P34474 link reply
P34473
>this board IS a bunker for nanons
Wrong, it is /math/ + /tech/ admin himself said it, the rest is him pandering to them for whatever reason.
>the board be dead unsuprisingly
You can't know that before you try.
Anyway it's worth the risk, the alternative is bleed out in a sea of shit.
Admin, remember that "it's better to burn out than to fade away".
P34476 link reply
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA FAGGOTS BIG MAD HAHAAAA NIGGA JUST POST WHAT YOU WANT ON GOD BRUH WUS STOPPIN U YALL SOME GAY ASS NIGGAS FR FR NO CAP BrUH
P34480 link reply
P34474
>Wrong, it is /math/ + /tech/ admin himself said it, the rest is him pandering to them for whatever reason.
I was here from day 10, /tech/ was never a priority, /math/ is only admin's hobby. Is this another "vision" problem?
P34484 link reply
P34473
It still might be worth trying to act against it. As an option, maybe tag every post that has that sort of cancer and make a default on button that hides them. Alternatively, make a /metadrama/ or /avatarfags/ board, and move everything there. In both cases the faggotry would be able to continue, but contained. And whatever is of worth could be left alone (and not hidden/moved).
P34492 link reply
P34473
It is too late to purge, contain or supervise avatarfaggots. Where were you when i was pointing out this since late nanochan?
>Hide
Hiding and unhiding was a nagging issue for long time, admin got bored and left this this as it is. And I understand him.
Just accept it's over.
P34494 link reply
P34492

>Just accept it's over.

No, it's not because many people come here to read free newspapers.
P34495 link reply
P34494
jajajaajajaja
P34505 link reply
P34492
>Just accept it's over.
First, you don't know that.
Second, admin has the power to decide how to continue or end this. Doing nothing is the wrong choice, endofunctor choose to do nothing, how did that end?
"it's better to burn out than to fade away"
P34544 link reply
>newnigger malding that nanotrannies took over an otherwise dead imageboard
if you just want tech and math, then just stick to /tech/ and /math/ instead of using /All/, you fucking retard
why are you even here in the first place?
is everywhere else too normie for your autistic ass that you need to browse esoteric spoonsorting forums in the forgotten corners of the darknet to talk about STEMfaggotry?
get a life
all this whining when you could easily solve your problem yourself
asking for a meta board that contains /tech/, /math/ and whatever other virgin stuff would be a lot easier to do than trying to eradicate the nanotranny infestation
even hikari, whose power level was much higher than the admin's, couldnt manage it, this poor admin sure wont
ig the atmosphere here really infects the users with the need to create drama for no reason
so welcome aboard, new drama tranny
youre already spamming glag pics as well, so you qualify

this one is funny
>As an option, maybe tag every post that has that sort of cancer and make a default on button that hides them.
yea, lets just create even more spoonsorting options for the jannies
as if this place isnt autistic enough
P34577 link reply
P34544
GO. OFF. QUEENNNNN
P34630 link reply
P34544
Some nanotranny's bitching about another nanotranny creating metadrama.
Yuki P36159 link reply
Consider raising the maximum number of recent pages from 20 to 100, so as to make all posts made on Lambdaplusjs so far viewable in this way. Considering Lambda already has all posts (sans attached files) viewable through downloading the database, I don't see why a point at which users can't effortlessly view them all in reverse-chronological order (attached pictures and all) should be artificially introduced.
P36176 link reply
see last 50 posts option because pages dont load after a thread gets like 300 replies
P36182 link reply
>view 50 posts

will never happen because our admin is so soy
P36185 link reply
P36176
300 replies really are 300 replies


P36182
soy really is soy
12of7 P37182 link reply
ability to delete videos/photos separate of posts (or move them in a separate thread, leaving the comments be while having them mentioned or something)
P37192 link reply
collapse P37013 please? I mean collapse the picture
admin P37207 link reply
P37182
Is this about porn / gross-out images, and if so, would a NSFW spoiler button suffice?
P37209 12of7=crybaby link reply
P37207
they strike you as they cry in pain
P37220 link reply
P37209
lol 12of7 on the high score
P37245 brightside link reply
P37192 i agreed with the spammer said; that pic is disgusting and should be spoilered
Yuki P37602 link reply
0) What's the word on P36159?
1) Consider removing the guide page - make it the home page instead. This makes the answers to some questions that are asked (by new users) every now and then more obvious than they would be kept in a page inconspicuously linked in the corner.
2) To complete this new home page, an official logo could be displayed near the top. Perhaps a logo contest could be held?
3) This is probably an unreasonable suggestion, seeing how people can just manually scroll to the bottom of a post, but would it be possible to add the same kind of support for footnotes that wikis have?
P37605 link reply
Cut down on abuse of mod accounts just to have a purple name
admin P37606 link reply
P36159
It ought to be possible, but if I recall correctly there's an efficiency issue with the current implementation that could become a DoS vector. So I'll have to look at more efficient ways to implement it and test how they perform in practice.

P36176
Seems like a good idea which I'll try implementing when I get around to it. We could also/alternatively have optional pagination for threads, sort of like how pages work for the index/catalog/recent views.

P37602
>Consider removing the guide page - make it the home page instead.
I think I prefer the current setup. Seeing the board is more useful than reading a bunch of text I wrote about it.

>Perhaps a logo contest could be held?
Could be nice to do this anyway; the thing I'm worried about is only getting one or two submissions and not being fond of any of them, but having to pick one anyway because holding that sort of contest and then just rejecting everything would be a bit of a dick move.

>would it be possible to add the same kind of support for footnotes that wikis have?
I am trying to minimize markup, and it seems kind of niche.
P37814 link reply
Can you do something about the blatant ableism going on in your imageboard?
P37830 link reply
>>P37814
>alice and wonderland photo
>alice and wonderland written by pedo


P37606
admin why do you enable pedos on here its really sick and hurts chan
P37831 link reply
P37830
No, it was written by a borderline.

>written by pedo
Care to point me to sources that mention that Lewis Caroll was a pedo, had sexual intentions or sexual relationships with children?
P37933 Hi, admin link reply
Do you like my sideburns?
Yuki P38028 link reply
P37606
>Could be nice to do this anyway; the thing I'm worried about is only getting one or two submissions and not being fond of any of them,
Maybe it could be held when activity gets back up. Hopefully there'd be more people who'd be willing to post original content.

P37814
We could resurrect /comfy/ and hope that anti-meanie rules would be enforced, at least on posts like Jumpfag's.

P37830
>Implying spamming videos from kaotic like an edgy teen who just discovered gore exists is better for a chan than pedos who aren't hurting anybody
P38036 link reply
P37606
>Could be nice to do this anyway; the thing I'm worried about is only getting one or two submissions and not being fond of any of them, but having to pick one anyway because holding that sort of contest and then just rejecting everything would be a bit of a dick move.
It honestly isn't. This is your imageboard, and you're free to reject everything.
Dick move is NOT putting some effort here and giving your actual userbase a chance to do something creative here other than getting baited by idiots.
P38041 link reply
P38028
>is better for a chan than pedos who aren't hurting anybody
> claims its a victumless crime
> consuumer braindamage

[bold: Doesn't realize that children are abused to get the material they consume] [spoiler: have fun with your illegal bytes]
P38042 link reply
P38041
lol, low quality bait
P38043 link reply
P38041
Some highly vocal proponents of CP legalization have been former CP stars, who have some very uncomplimentary things to say about such laws and the government.
Drop the act of pretending to speak for people you don't.
P38053 link reply
P38043
cope and rope
lain P40060 link reply
P37606
>>would it be possible to add the same kind of support for footnotes that wikis have?
>I am trying to minimize markup, and it seems kind of niche.

Maybe this is easier to implement and more useful, but what about some sort of collapsible text block, like PGP messages but without the need to copy-paste the "-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----" and the obvious "misuse" of the feature.

People often go on some tangents that a reader might not want to see. Stuff that really deserves to go into footnotes in academia as Yuki suggested. Or some posts simply have raw data dumped, walls of text, log messages, article excerpts, etc. These are already cropped due to size in the index view, but not in the thread view. Footnotes are just one way of addressing this, but they are still show the text and misplace it as well. Adding this would also enable better viewable tutorials, like that of 12of7 with details on instructions collapsed offering an overview and an easy way to skip around larger texts. Combined with nesting, which might come as default behavior depending on implementation, might also add an ability for higher effort very long posts like Yuki's planned "The Lesser Evil III" (see P38032) to display in a readable manner with readers being able to expand onto relevant chapters, sections, and subsections.

I'm thinking that it could use the hidden checkbox technique, like done with the aforementioned cropped messages or PGP signed messages/key blocks. And to go along with the PGP autocollapse it could have the format of

-----COLLAPSE-----
<long text goes here>
-----COLLAPSE-----
12of7 P40068 link reply
P40060
+++++
P40119 link reply
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
P40123 link reply
P40119 Cause she is a prat!


I guess she need "collapse" instead of "PGP"
P40132 link reply
P40123
>I guess she need "collapse"
you mean prolapsed anus
P40136 link reply
P40132

disgusting picture

DELETE! NOW!!!
P42369 link reply
when im on the index of a board with a singular thread and few replies, its honestly impossible to tell it apart from being inside the thread itself
this is like the 3rd time i accidentally create a thread when i actually wanted to reply
now that im paying attention, i see there are some differences, like the border and indentation
but theyre too minor to be noticeable
plz fix thx
you could at least make it so the post form has a 'Board: ' field that is already filled with the board name
even make it immutable if you want
just so the postboxes look different
P42373 link reply
P42369
>using the index view
ew
P42395 link reply
>he uses the catalog unironically
P42396 link reply
who cares. imageboards have been dead for years and are only still used by a handful of boring schizo autists who never leave their home.
P43206 link reply
Remove the timeout when there is spam. It only makes it too easy for someone to render the site unusable. Hell, it's probably doable manually, if all you have to do is be the first to post every two minutes.
P43229 link reply
P43206
It's a tradeoff, without it it's much easier and faster to fill boards and threads with spam.
P43239 link reply
P43229
Just use a good enough captcha. It only has to be easier for mods to remove posts than for someone to spam.
P43240 link reply
P43239
That won't work.
P43251 link reply
P43229
P43239
Considering the post frequency, they're probably filling the captcha by hand.
P43240
Why not? It was sort of working for nanochan, and it sort of works with historicalfag
P43261 link reply
P43239
Again it's a tradeoff. Making the CAPTCHA harder for bots only makes it harder and more frustrating for humans too.
P43269 link reply
P43261
It doesn't have to be harder for humans. The nano math captcha was pretty easy but it never was bypassed, for some reason.
P43272 link reply
P43269
No, it was.
P43357 link reply
P43272
Was it? I didn't notice. In any case, I distinctly remember it stopping multiple spam waves
P43366 link reply
P43357
Yeah, it was. And it was also too hard for a lot of humans.
P43484 link reply
>And it was also too hard for a lot of humans.
Do you want humans unable to solve high-school maths on your forum though?
My point was, it's possible to devise a captcha that will deter spammers, at least until one of them is determined enough. Since there is nothing to gain by spamming you, changing your captcha once it gets broken should be enough. Again, current spam-rate could easily be removed by mods, if it was needed.
In any case, the timeout is stupid since it blocks legitimate posters more than spammers.
P43491 link reply
P43484
What makes you think they're not determined or motivated
P43493 link reply
The fact that they stuck to a single thread and that they seem to have already stopped.
P43497 link reply
P43493
I don't think you can draw any conclusions from that
P43507 link reply
ITT: newfag start yet another discussion with retarded ideas on how to stop the histschizo
P43513 link reply
P43484

>Do you want humans unable to solve high-school maths on your forum though?

high-school maths captcha? Bring it on! I have got my quill, paper and ink ready!

[spoiler: I will wait with bated breath]

Try as hard as you can because nothing can stop the most intelligent and handsome gentleman like me. My stovepipe hat is way taller than yours, my cravat is wrapped three - four times around my neck before finish with knots! You can't do NOTHING! NOTHINNNNGGG! MUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
P43516 link reply
>Making excessive numbers of threads and posts to advocate a political cause,
especially killing children, will result in those posts being moved to /free/.
This is very specific. Someone was really into advocating killing children?
P43526 link reply
P43507
>ITT: newfag start yet another discussion with retarded ideas on how to stop the histschizo
Why are you talking about historicalfag? He's a cute guy

P43516
I think this is referring to /pol/schizo. He doesn't really advocate killing children as he does killing the children of some unspecified enemy
P43537 link reply
P43497 yes, we can.

by implementing a question captcha: 'Who is the host handsome and intelligent poster on this site?'

The correct answer is 'George' or 'historical poster'

I am assured that spam bots can't solve it, no matter what kind, and it will be frustrating for humans too!
P43557 link reply
P43507
Neither am I'm not too convinced that there is a technological solution either. Historical poster is a human being (or as far as we are able to tell, an equivalent to that), so he does obey the laws of human action. If you spend enough time here you can notice his patterns change, trends and ideas in his posts evolve, his creativity and motivation fluctuating. It's probably sunk-cost fallacy and those small pieces of engagement he gets that serve to validate his habit.

As we don't have his home address, there is no solution to historical poster spam. Only moderation and silent dismissal. Everything else serves to validate his spam, just take a look at his activity. Ever since he got mentioned in this thread, it rebounded with dozens of posts in the top 3-5 threads in /All/, which might last till tomorrow when it will return to the normal levels of activity.

P.S. One technological solution does occur to me. Find the sources for historicalfag's images and implement a spam filter that detects "X is really X" posts and make them go through a manual mod approval process, but I'm not too fond of this idea, as it'll take away lambdaplusjs's transparency. Maybe a /temp/ board could solve that.
P43561 link reply
P43557

How about those low-effort anime posts, aren't those spam?

Anime images look repetitive (like portraits) too!
P43570 link reply
histroicalfag is the admin though
P43573 link reply
P43557
Interesting, he is having an episode. Maybe there is hope that his mental illness will take a turn for the better and either attempt suicide or get professional help.
P44778 link reply
When you move something to /spam/, it would be nice to hide the moved reply in the (((Referenced by))) footer notes. It makes the spam visible and encourages bad behavior.
admin P44779 link reply
P44778
I don't think making it invisible is a good idea, but I could make the links gray with a strikethrough line so that they can be more easily ignored.
P44780 link reply
P43573
historical fag is ok cause he doesn't anime samefag
[spoiler: https://www.leefang.com/p/private-spies-hired-by-the-fbi-and]
P44781 link reply
P44779
P44782 link reply
P44779
P44784 link reply
P44780 agreed
P44795 link reply
P44779
A strike-through line may be a good idea, you don't have to make the links gray. But it may be confused with a deleted reply.
P44797 link reply
P44779
Strikethrough makes me think that the post is removed. Lightgray or maybe lightblue would be a better fit. See screenshot.
admin P44812 link reply
P44797
How about this?

.backlinks > .postlink.inter[href^="/spam/"] {
opacity: .5;
}
P44821 link reply
P44812
Not that anon, but what about italics to indicate that the post was moved. Also this selection has the nice effect of differentiating normal cross-linked posts vs moved replies.

.backlinks > .postlink.inter[href^="/spam/"],
.backlinks > .postlink.inter[href^="/free/"],
.backlinks > .postlink.inter[href^="/test/"],
.backlinks > .postlink.inter[href^="/trash/"] {
opacity: .5;
font-style: italic;
}
P45168 link reply
P44812
P44821
Any news on this? Seems like a worthwhile addition.
P45169 link reply
muh enfunctors
P45170 link reply
muh endofunctors
P45172 link reply
P44812 kind of great idea
P45178 link reply
P44812 COME ON!!! ADD THAT FEATURE ALREADY FUCKMIN STOP GOOFING OFF!!!!
P45214 link reply
P45178
>shits all over the place
>jannies have to sweep his shit under the /spam/ rug
>CUMMON FAHGUEMIN AD THS FEATURR THAT WILL PROBAHBLY BE ADDED ANYWAYS NAAAOOOWW!!1!!1111!

scum really is scum

By the way I love when you get mad at me. You mumble most of the time but when it get's to my threads there's some emotion there. Good, I love clapping so crazy people can dance.

>inb4 blahblah nigger blahblah coon
P45224 link reply
P45214
>Good, I love clapping so crazy people can dance.
what do you even mean by clapping?
P45225 link reply
P45224
Putting my hands together at high speed and making noise in rythm? What, did you think I would clap my juicy gorilla cheeks for historicalfag? Not in a million years.
P45227 link reply
P45225
t. Oh, I thought it was some kind of cringe *clap back* term normies and women use online...

>I would clap my juicy gorilla cheeks for historicalfag

Quit watching porn anon.
P45234 link reply
P45227 how are 'juicy gorilla cheeks' related to porn?
P45242 link reply
P45234
www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=juicy+gorilla+cheeks
P45265 link reply
hoe many historicalfags are here now? 3?
P45271 link reply
P45265
ask santa hoe
P45296 link reply
P45242
P45484 link reply
I find it hard to believe that you open your own site, take a look at All or All2 and think:
>Yep, this is the site I always envisioned.

Remember when you said more quality posts and human jannies would solve the problem?
Embarrasing, really.
admin P45487 link reply
P45484
What are you even complaining about? /All/ is fine, actually doing relatively well at the moment, and /All2/ shows /spam/ so of course it's going to be full of garbage; it exists for transparency and moderation.
P45488 link reply
P45484
Remember when you said, "Bye Forever?"
Embarrassing, really.
P45493 link reply
P45484 stupid mongoloid needs /All2/ to be as clean as /All/.

Get a life or kys!
P45494 link reply
P45488
Put capcode on.
Of course I remember and it's pretty cringe. There's a reason why I said it back then.
P45496 link reply
P45494

>metadrama

not again
P45499 link reply
ddosing lambda clone because you dont like the criticisms about you thats so immature grow up [tex: \int_{o}^{y}min]
admin P45500 link reply
P44821
Added.
admin P45501 link reply
P45499
I have no issue with that site and would not attack it.
P45502 link reply
P45496
You and me both, historical fag. You and me both...
P45503 link reply
P45500

why did you remove


global record Vector
{any}
n: integer
end


from common.lua (common.tl)?
admin P45504 link reply
P45503
That was a type definition for Teal. I'm dropping the Teal conversion plans because I don't think the typing stuff is worth having an extra dependency.
P45505 link reply
P45500 OMG!!! I LIKE IT! THANKS
P45804 link reply
Step up your captcha, because it visibly isn't working. Be original and ask us to recognise historical portraits or whatever.
Just a random idea. Select a few random images, a number of which are historically-dressed gentlemen. Apply a transformation to each. For example, a tiled rescale and rotation. As far as I know, this transformation should foil perceptual hashes while still being easily recognised by a human.
I attached an example (made with gimp, but it's probably doable with imagemagick). Admittedly, this is a pretty bad example since the borders of the original image are so obvious.
admin P45901 link reply
P45804
Not sure if this is a bot solving the captcha or a human solving it and having a program fill in the comment field. It might be premature to switch the captcha at this point. But thinking about better ones is always a good idea. Image selection ones are no good though; they're too vulnerable to guessing attacks.
P45921 100 connections, are you fucking kidding me? link reply
P45901 the only solution is you go fucking die as you are a waste of onionland resources.
P46058 link reply
P45901
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P46059 link reply
P46058 BASED
P46063 link reply
don't encourage posting on a chan run by a pedo who is slowing down the other chan just because he wants his site to be the fastest on darknet and to get more visitors
P46064 link reply
don't encourage a pedo by posting on a chan run by a pedo who is slowing down the other chan just because he wants his site to be the fastest on darknet and to get more visitors
P46127 link reply
P45901
>they're too vulnerable to guessing attacks.
Right, I didn't think of that. Though you could always go the reCaptcha route of asking users to solve dozens of captcha, lol

P46064
Lol. Now that's a baseless accusation if I've ever seen one
P46194 link reply
I suggest that we suggest that these suggestions be suggested to those intending to suggest we suggest otherwise.
P46434 link reply
P45500
P44821
Looks good, thank you both. A lot better than what I suggested.

P46849 link reply
this site is a dumpster and requiring a minimum of characters is retarded
P47079 link reply
do something about the necroposting
im curious as to what triggered the feds to wanna forum slide so much
i recommend locking threads that havent been bumped in many months
they did something similar on nanochan
personally, i think threads should autolock after no activity for 1 month
or idk, make it so that reaching page 5 of /All/ autolocks it or something
or something else idk, anything to stop this annonying necroposting
P47178 link reply
>im curious as to what triggered the feds to wanna forum slide so much
Give an example or you are assumed a fed too...

t. example: here is govt top secret files or zuckerbergs servers leaked.
P47181 link reply
P47079
I agree, necrobumping with no content does nothing but silently lower the quality of the board.
But simply 1 month is a too small. Make it at least 3. However, I feel like admin did this by design, if he wanted to disable necrobumping then he would've gone with the classic page design where threads get deleted after being bumped-off.

Maybe a better solution is to have a sort of bump-threshold implemented whereas older threads require more and more new posts for it to be "bumpable" again in a linearly growing fashion. If the thread is fresh (<1 month last bump) any post will bump it. If it's a bit older (<1 but <3 for example) it'll require 2 posts to bump it. If it's older than that then 3, etc. This would still allow for the easy resurrection of threads, which regain their interest or simply their OP returns after going offline for a while. The reaction is obviously going to be sliding into more posts and into the outright spamming of threads to reach the threshold. For those admin could manually mark posts "saging" in this context to prevent them from counting more than once. This would also allow for an easy addition of the requested sage functionality, but that is a sidenote.

Also if the solution is locking/limiting bumping the thread be sure to exclude /free/ and /meta/. Both should be obvious as to why.
P47184 link reply
P47079
The problem is not necroposting, if you look more closely you'll see what it is.
P47193 link reply
videos stopped playing when the post has been successfully made. can you add picture-in-picture or similar feature? Seems like another worthwhile addition. This can make lambda the very first onion-only video platform
P47194 link reply
>platform
P47207 link reply
P47184
What is it, then? That they use old nano posts? No, the problem is that they are flooding the overboard with off-topic posts.

P45901
>Not sure if this is a bot solving the captcha or a human solving it
In any case, it's fairly easy to train a neural net to solve it. Literally the first result when searching for "ocr captcha" on ddg is a tutorial that works.
Trained in 40min from 1600 captchas.
If you ever implement a new captcha, I would advise not to release its source. It would require more efforts to get enough training data that way.
admin P47208 link reply
P47207
Are there any it gets wrong, and if so, what do those look like?
P47210 link reply
P47208
It makes mistakes around 8% of the time. I don't really see much of a pattern in what it identifies correctly and what it doesn't though.
I can send you the codes after I've cleaned them up, if you want to.
admin P47212 link reply
P47210
Perhaps one way to improve the captcha is to run the generated images through a solver, and keep only the ones that the solver fails at. With an 8% fail rate, it would be feasible.

Some drawbacks:
It might select a subset that are difficult for humans.
Images that cause one solver to fail may not generalize to other solvers.
Most of the errors are only one character, so you could brute force the correct answer by brute forcing through all 1-character mistakes.

To some extent, the existing captcha already does this, since captchas which are guessed incorrectly are not eliminated from the pool. This means that over time, the accuracy of a solver will go down as it depletes the images it knows how to solve.

>I can send you the codes after I've cleaned them up, if you want to.
Sure, it could be useful. Of course, I'll need to work on setting this up myself so I can test how changes to the captcha affect it.

I expect it will be fairly difficult to make a captcha that's impossible to solve with neural networks, which is why I have the ratelimit in place. But coming up with something that can't be solved with easy-to-find tutorials is worthwhile.
P47221 link reply
>Perhaps one way to improve the captcha is to run the generated images through a solver
holy shit what an autistic solution
just add more sparkles to your captcha smh
P47241 link reply
heres an idea for a new captcha system
P47251 link reply
P47241
please select all boxes that make you go uuuuooooooooh ToT
P47304 link reply
P45487
>/All/ is fine
Literally stockholm syndrome.
P47212
Just install captchouli bakadmin.
P47241
Erokawaii as fuck.
P47317 link reply
P47221
It might be autistic, but it is a real thing that some captchas use, look up
>captcha based on adversarial training
Though constant battle of making more complicated captchas only for them to employ more complicated solvers isn't solved by such methods. But it is worthy to investigate the options now rather than later. But I guess the handy-dandy PoW tokens are always a quick option to turn to in the worst of cases. Ideally, that 8% failure rate would need to be higher before actual deployment as a dedicated attacker will cut that down for sure.
Also an unexplored option is changing the background, maybe even to something with text. A human eye will easily tell what text forms part of the captcha and what doesn't, but training an AI to recognize continuity seems like a way more difficult task than simply recognizing (albeit distorted) text.
admin P47451 link reply
P47210
Increasing the overlap between characters seems to help.
P47466 link reply
Figure_1.png
hachikuji.jpg
I made some modifications to your captcha and I couldn't get my model to converge at all. Do you think it might be too difficult for humans though?
admin P47468 link reply
P47466
Nice.
>Do you think it might be too difficult for humans though?
It's a bit more difficult than the current one, but captcha is generally something we'll only turn on temporarily anyway. I'll let other users comment on it. The biggest thing that concerns me is the way sometimes characters extend outside the image and get clipped, which might make it impossible to distinguish an E from an F, for example. But I'd have to test how frequent that is.
P47469 link reply
You don't have to go with a more difficult captcha by default. You can enable the more difficult one if the system detect spam or unusually high amount of posts in a short period. It's what recaptcha does (did?). Might even catch a naive spammer off guard that didn't expect the difficulty of the captcha to increase, so he would have to retrain it.

P47466
Would it be hard to add the recaptcha inverted circles to this? I remember it was insanely hard to solve some of those and could be used as a last resort.

Does adding small pixel noise patterns (hard to see for humans) to the captchas make an already trained model fail to solve the captcha without them? hcaptcha does something like this but it's visible, I believe they train adversarial networks to make the images as hard to detect as possible for other networks.
P47470 link reply
P47466
I can't read wtf those say.
P47471 link reply
P47451
Only about 4 of those are legible.
P47472 link reply
P47466
If you make another image like this with the actual expected input (not prediction) then I can tell you if I find it hard to read or not. Doesn't seem hard on first glance.
admin P47473 link reply
P47469
>You don't have to go with a more difficult captcha by default.
Good point. Currently there isn't any captcha by default, but a multi-stage system is something we could consider.

>Does adding small pixel noise patterns (hard to see for humans) to the captchas make an already trained model fail to solve the captcha without them?
Something hard to see for humans would probably be easy to remove with preprocessing.
P47479 link reply
P47470
P47471
I'm sorry, but you're retarded

P47473
What's the trigger, btw? [spoiler:can I botspam if I'm slow enough?]
admin P47480 link reply
P47479
It's based on post rate. It can also be triggered temporarily by posts being moved to /spam/.
P48333 link reply
fix your shitware
the thumbnail of if pic on P48331 is larger than the image itself
(12k vs 7.1k)
dont you know that a jpegging a dithered image makes it bigger?
at least check that the thumb generated isnt larger than the file ffs
P48334 link reply
P48333 (trips of technological competence)
same thing is happening here btw
18k vs 6.8k
lossy compression just doesnt work
P48341 link reply
P48333

>shitware

How dare you! That's a work of a skilled programmer here. If you don't like the site please go back to Facebook or Reddit. They have better software like AI mods, I guess.
P48342 link reply
P48341 and HTML5
P48343 MK32 link reply
P48342 P48341 you forgot javascript and fancy animations that bottlenecks your cpu gpu
admin P48354 link reply
P48333
>at least check that the thumb generated isnt larger than the file ffs
In some cases it makes sense to generate a thumb larger than the original. For example, SVG images can be expensive to render, and if we just used them as thumbnails directly if they were small enough, someone might be able to crash people's browsers by spamming the site with them. Maybe you could do the same with a very high-resolution raster image. We could check the dimensions of the image before using it as a thumbnail, but I don't know if that's safe or could be evaded with invalid metadata.
P48365 link reply
>Spoiler

I wondered when you would stop being a faggot, fagmin. Bringing silly old rules back. Admin here changes like DST.
P48368 link reply
P48354 .tiff, .PNG are better. If your machine has five hard drive slots filled with 5TB HDDs, you are good to go.
P48373 link reply
P48354
>SVG images can be expensive to render
fair enough
but just take the format into account too
has png ever be known to cause problems?
just use the image itself
and if metadata is the problem, just generate a stripped version of the pic and use it as the thumb
it will be even smaller
P48376 link reply
P48365 thats cringe its like portraits are nude photos to adminanon or strictly banned in where the adminanon lives
P48377 MK32 link reply
P48365 thats cringe its like portraits are nude photos to adminanon or strictly banned in where the adminanon lives
P48420 MK32 link reply
since porn is strictly forbidden and will results in file deletion (although this rule hasn't been enforced before) so....
P48421 MK32 link reply
imo this site has a hidden clearnet mirror
P48599 link reply
P48421 you mean yggdrasil? yeah i dont think its anonymous. only tor and i2p are i think.
Yuki P56695 link reply
>Can't use spoilers in log messages
This is a crime against autism.
P56709 link reply
P56701
>you really need to shut this rubbish down

Agreed, thumbnails converted to webp.
P57011 Please code tags link reply
Code tags.
P57013 link reply
>>P57011
>Please code tags


So IBM can track you by your #ID for the camps
Yuki P58206 link reply
Widen the post boxes and post fields to take advantage of Tor Browser's new default window size.
P58209 link reply
cat-pistol.jpg
Favicon.
Naow.
Yuki P59767 WE WANT OUR DOWNDOOT BACK PLZ link reply
I know from P42 that you didn't really intend to implement it, but I might as well ask one more time, lol. Even though creating a new thread or linking from the appropriate board can be preferred, it assumes that there's actually interest in starting another conversation. I usually use sage either when I want to just make a quick note of something (usually offtopic), or when I want to post in a thread without encouraging more activity in it too much. I imagine it's the same for most people.
>inb4 Then just don't reply at all if you don't want to encourage what you're replying.
While ideally that might be the best thing to do, it's kind of naive to think everyone will do that at all times. Sage works as harm reduction. You've even autosaged threads in the past for just that purpose.

Even in spite of the fact that sage functionality doesn't exist here yet, a quick look at the database shows that people have tried to sage threads anyway almost 400 times. That's almost twice the number of posts that your LaTeX formatting has been used in.
Yuki P59768 link reply
P59767
>>inb4 Then just don't reply at all if you don't want to encourage what you're replying.
*
>inb4 Then just don't reply at all if you don't want to encourage what you're replying to.
P59769 link reply
P59767
you're so fucking autistic dude
you care way too much about these 3 pph onion-only shitholes
P59770 link reply
>you care way too much about these 3 pph onion-only shitholes
which is ironic since you don't actually seem to care in the slightest for the extra freedom of speech the darknet allows
you're such a cuck you hound the lambda2 admin over nudes of a supposed 16 year old
P59771 link reply
i'm calling it here and now
this faggot is going to continually overstep his bounds as an unpaid volunteer here and is going to have to be demodded at some point or another
i've seen this play out time and time again
P59816 sage link reply
>i've seen this play out time and time again
then you should know how pointless whining about it to the admin is
sage
P61530 link reply
Create a combination board like /All/ or /All2/, but for the purpose of highlighting threads and boards that contain useful stuff. It could be called something like /Highlights/. It could be a sort of must read section so people can check the site without having to scroll past inane diarypost #9293, retarded /meta/ shit #1930, or cancerous racebait thread on /tech/ #903.
P62429 link reply
pick a name that's less generic than admin or we will bully you with a cute and embarrassing petname
Yuki P63162 link reply
Consider increasing the number of references a post can have before it stops being mentioned in the "Referenced by:" section of the posts it references. Both of my most recent textwalls in the volunteer recruitment thread were affected by the limit. It doesn't seem like the number of references in those two would be too useful to spammers to me.

P61530
I like the idea, [spoiler: but I'm not sure if there's enough threads worthy of being highlighted to make it viable.]

P62429
>we will bully you with a cute and embarrassing petname
Lammy-kins.
P64485 link reply
P61530
That's a cute idea. What could go there though? Maybe P7244 and some stuff from /math/

P63162
You would still need to limit the number of references comming from /spam/ and /free/

P45804
P45901
>Image selection ones are no good though
Couldn't you rate-limit the loading of the captcha to make guessing impractical? Like what phichannel was doing.
P64871 link reply
P32124
using red text for headers and bold text for subheaders. i understand the problem with formatting, but i think the usefulness outweighs the potential harm to portability and readability
P64879 sage link reply
P64871
>red text for headers
You mean like a subject line?
P68335 Captcha not rendering link reply
Captcha not rendering in Netscape Navigator on OpenVMS 7.3. Please fix as the captcha seems to be always on now.
P68443 link reply
P68335 also it failed to load on Mosaic 2.7b6 running on George's super machine (with over 120 portraits of handsome men stored)
P68597 link reply
>the wh*teoid explores deep historical lineage of browsers, thinking he'll discover when they were good
P68598 link reply
i mean, you could have wrote a front end as real software for every website you use in the time you spent gawking at shit old web browsers
Yuki P69966 link reply
Would you be opposed to raising the character limit to 65536 [spoiler: (for my next major effortpost)]?
P69967 link reply
P69966
just make two posts retard
youre not special
Yuki P69968 link reply
P69967
Don't be a meanie.
P69969 link reply
P69968
its true
why should fagmin change things that were just fine for a year+ to soothe your autism?
correct answer: he shouldn't
P69972 link reply
textwalling is free speech raise it to 16777216
cope pretty gay posting wallless loser[spoiler: s]
admin P69979 link reply
P69966
I'd have to think about how that would interact with flooders.
P70767 link reply
>Error: wait a bit or post at least 64 characters
Why does this exist when all it ever accomplishes is making retarded spammers just put "64 karrz 64 karrz 64 karrz 64 karrz..." in their spam?
P70780 link reply
P70767
It rejects their first post and makes them seethe. The spam will be cleaned up eventually, so for me it's doing the job.
P71795 link reply
<no back quoting
Absolute shithole.
P71993 link reply
P71795 cant believe anyone seriously settled here [spoiler: yes even nanotrannys retard]
best use of this site has always been imageboard listing especially with how it gets spoonsorted in that thread
heres all i have to say about why admin is untrustable for this moment P2231
P71995 link reply
Idea 1:
RSS feed for each post as a way to track replies.

Idea 2:
"View last 50 posts" link or something like that for long threads.
P72199 link reply
>"View last 50 posts" link or something like that for long threads.
What's the point? Even over i2p P3710 loads fast enough. And most threads are a lot shorter than that one.
P72385 link reply
merge /vidya/ into /gaming/
P72386 link reply
+/videogames/
P72443 link reply
P72199

tor browser honeypot nigger really is tor brower honeypot nigger
P72550 link reply
P71795
The quality here has improved a lot in recent weeks.
P72553 link reply
P72550
How?
P72562 link reply
P72553
catchanners and gay pedophiles left from admin being too active
but it will rot away again soon
P72574 link reply
P72562
>catchanners and gay pedophiles left
But those are the highest quality users.
P72575 link reply
P72574
damn the post quality has already plummeted below replacement level why are catchanners like this a literal single post and its over admin was so cute too and shes already roping
P72576 link reply
the nanon textwalls were peak i fucking hate all these bellingcat tourists
P72598 link reply
P72576
they were pretty pukey
P72697 link reply
P69979
move P71984 Zip bomb torrent to /trash
P73310 link reply
tex
Yuki P74279 λ+女子小学生 link reply
Make /loli/ the first user-created board to be made offical. Add it to the Guide and the navigation bar for the λGLs' convenience.
P77186 link reply
raise uplimit to 40 MiB
P77203 link reply
P77186
agreed and also allow posting CP on this imageboard hosted on a VPS in the united states
P77204 link reply
P77203
>allow posting CP
he already does, he just keeps it away from public view
keeps it for his offline collection
P77205 https://nitter.privacydev.net/pic/pbs.twimg.com%2Fprofile_images%2F1755454840514215936%2FRWYPuRCW.jpg link reply
P77204
based admin, i usually get my good cp here:
https://nitter.privacydev.net/LinguistReborn

> Adherent of Anarchism,
> Apostle of Atheism,
> and Acolyte of Autism

خونه‌ی پدرت

Also this ones good too:
https://nitter.privacydev.net/_binshi_
> im too hot to be a femcel and too autistic to not be one,
just trying to survive in a the world that hates stupid حرامی girls.
P77213 link reply
P77204
The only reason anyone starts a darknet imageboard.
P77375 Make CP Great Again! link reply
P69979
Can we have a cp thread plz?
P77396 link reply
P77375
Post it on /tech/
CP(1) User Commands CP(1)

NAME
cp - copy files and directories

SYNOPSIS
cp [OPTION]... [-T] SOURCE DEST
cp [OPTION]... SOURCE... DIRECTORY
cp [OPTION]... -t DIRECTORY SOURCE...

DESCRIPTION
Copy SOURCE to DEST, or multiple SOURCE(s) to DIRECTORY.

Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options
too.

-a, --archive
same as -dR --preserve=all

--attributes-only
don't copy the file data, just the attributes

--backup[=CONTROL]
make a backup of each existing destination file

-b like --backup but does not accept an argument

--copy-contents
copy contents of special files when recursive

-d same as --no-dereference --preserve=links

-f, --force
if an existing destination file cannot be opened, remove it and
try again (this option is ignored when the -n option is also
used)

-i, --interactive
prompt before overwrite (overrides a previous -n option)
P77414 link reply
P77396
>imagine just learning the commandline
rm P77396 or mv P77396 ~/gaefaggotincel
P77418 link reply
sudo stfu -u=P77414 -u=P77396 -u=P77375
P77423 training wheels link reply
P77418
QUIT ABUSING SUDO
P77425 link reply
P77423
This. We might have to point out that thread again. Some people didn't get the message.
P77426 link reply
P77425
if its one command its fine but if need to do a bunch just sudo su and stfu
you can only fuck so many children with javscript disabled untill it becomes low energy
P77429 link reply
P74279
[bold: BASED!]
P77492 link reply
Shut the site down forever
P77501 admin link reply
P77492
But then I couldn't use this site as a honeypot for people to upload CP that I redact from public view but keep for my private collection.
P77602 link reply
When is admin gunna add code tags to dead imageboard?
oh, wait they be fucking them chilren so they aint got timez 4 it
P77603 link reply
I can't make it any simpler.
P77667 link reply
come clean and admit to spamming your own site under the alias "historicalfag"
P77710 link reply
P77603
thanks patch
P77667
[bold: THIS]
P80712 link reply
Start work on muplusjs, the sequel to lambdaplusjs with more features, including:
* code tags
* a homepage
* search functionality
* sage
* /All3/ for /All2/ without all of the /spam/
* /Featured/ for the good threads
* more CP (cat pictures)
P80719 link reply
This idea is retarded because I will post my messages with PGP because I don't want retarded worthless faggots to read my messages kill yourself nigger.
P80835 nigger link reply
too much of a run on for me ngl
P80931 link reply
jeffie admin just wanted a comfy tech community
[spoiler: im cringing saying this someone move it to /spam/ for being nasf or something lmao]
why did (you) have to ruin it was it too much to ask for a high iq math tech community on the deepweb that didnt nonstop shitpost
P80932 link reply
P80931
>jeffie admin just wanted a comfy tech community
tbf it failed before i arrived
and i just wanted a comfy place to bully ppl without having to look at denpacringe, but ig even that is too much to ask
>why did (you) have to ruin it
shitposting is fun
btw i dont (usually) shitpost on /math/ and /tech/ which is where the supposed 'high iq math tech community' would hang out
also the only reason im spamming now is bc my hand was forced
i warned the admin multiple times that there would be consequences if he approved that retarded name denpa asked for
hell, i even gave him a whole day to undo that disaster
now i cant just let him get away with that
im not even asking for much
he can either A: remove denpafaggot altogether, or B: if he for some reason REALLY wants to keep the legally demented streetshitter in the janny roster, i only want him to give his actual name 'denpafaggot', or just 'denpa' if he doesnt want a slur in the mod name
seriously, what the FUCK is a dakota?
after he does that ill stop and go back to writing fanfics
its not like i want this site to shutdown or anything sheesh
P80937 link reply
P80932
>i only want him to give his actual name 'denpafaggot', or just 'denpa' if he doesnt want a slur in the mod name
am i the only one who thinks yours truly fag was the best name for him
P80940 link reply
P80937
no, yours truly fag was the cutest monicker
P80944 link reply
P80932
>btw i dont (usually) shitpost on /math/ and /tech/ which is where the supposed 'high iq math tech community' would hang out
this still hurts admin top bovine botnet psychologists are trying to figure that one out
>its not like i want this site to shutdown or anything sheesh
same here but admin believes most *insert whatever admin calls them now* do
P80947 link reply
>this still hurts admin top bovine botnet psychologists are trying to figure that one out
my brain blew a fuse trying to parse this sentence, thanks
P80948 link reply
>my brain blew a fuse trying to parse this sentence, thanks
premium free speech won ngl
P81188 link reply
Add your official containment boards to the Guide.
/wtech/ - Rants about technology
/nomoreimages/ - Destination board for threads with undesired image dumps
P81538 link reply
Admit to being historicalfag.
P81540 http://lambdaplusjs35padjaiz4jw2fugdoeutse262phqr72uf634s2wdbqd.onion/Data/ link reply
P81538
Çocuk pornosunu gizli olarak sakladığını itiraf et
>/Data/private.db
P81589 link reply
>?ocuk pornosunu gizli olarak saklad???n? itiraf et

sorry, what are you trying to convey? For I do not comprehend...
P81590 link reply
P81589
fagmin is pedo
P81607 BlackIrishRedPencils link reply
P81538
ngl u mean plebbitor
P81626 BlackIrishRedPan link reply
P81590

Faglin is a gay History man
P81627 BlackIrishRedPan link reply
Fagmin is a gay History man
P81628 BlackIrishRedPan link reply
P81590

Fagmin is a gay History man
P81654 link reply
P81589
>sorry, what are you trying to convey?
He's trying to convey ocuk pornosunu gizli olarak saklad. What's there not to understand?
P84717 link reply
P69979
My suggestion is: [bold: Adding code tags to this shit site].
P84750 FaggotChan link reply
>>P84717
yeah and a arma 3 thread
12of7 P85270 link reply
P84750
we don't already have one?
>searches
>P26917 talks about 1v1 dogfights in milsims


so yeah, down to 1v1 dogfight in arma 3?
I'd love to conquer you ^^


P85273 BlackIrishGreenPan + Shamrock link reply
P85270

>we don't already have one?

not necessary, /gaming/ is...
P86836 link reply
Hi, Admin.
People only come to /meta/ to complain and bully you, but I wanna express my appreciation for all the effort it goes into making you own IB and hosting it for so long, it shows how passionate you are about this and I would be sad if this place was gone.
P86837 link reply
>hosting it for so long
dataming really is datamining
P86880 link reply
P86836
The site's host is likely attached to a credit card admin long forgot about. We're more akin to a ghostship at this point. Also, [bold:add code tags].
P86902 link reply
P86880

[bold: Add 4 inch size code tags now!!!]
admin P86949 link reply
P86836
Thanks.

P86880
It's self-hosted.
P86955 link reply
P86949
>self hosted
+10 rep points with this faction
P86967 https://yeahright.fr link reply
P86949
>It's self-hosted.
yeah right
P90903 link reply
Add a way to preview posts before actually posting. It's a pain when tex tags are involved and one needs to make multiple posts until it's right. I guess there is also /test/, but it's a pain to post there, maybe multiple times, and then go back to the actual thread you wanted to post in.
P90918 link reply
P90903
or you could just git gud
P91164 link reply
P90903
I think /test/ is a good enough solution. It works for me and it's mostly effortless.
P91165 link reply
P91164
I disagree.
P91169 link reply
P91165
Tell us more, how is /test/ hard to use? Admin can always make a simple callback the formatting function and be done, but /test/ is already there.
P91249 sage link reply
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